Photo Challenge #23 “Lunchbox” – Dear Aunt

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Image: Angela Elliot

Uncle Max was proud of the photo

He called it ‘The Lunchbox of Treasures.’

Innocence captured in three poses.

What happened to your childhood?

Was it him who bulldozed you

Into rebellion?

Disowned.

The shame of hidden children.

The box of treasures more akin to Pandora

Your girly virtue replaced by unprecedented belligerence.

Persecution became your default

Alienation from family

Wandering the world

A law unto yourself.

In time you returned

Lived in isolation

Bitter, angry, resentful.

My father had a soft spot for you

Went to visit.

Unpleasant was what he called you.

This photo is all that remains of your childhood.

I placed it on your coffin

In your final days I did visit

A frail aged shell of a woman

No anger no aggression

Difficult when you are hooked to a machine.

I sat with you

Your visitor’s book virginal.

I rubbed your wrinkled hand

Felt your grip as you held mine

In your eyes I saw your fear

Each day as you hung on to a life

Long gone, forgotten, but you remembered.

Fearful of questions in the next life?

I held you in those moments

There were no words

Our eyes met, messages passed

You found love again Dear Aunt

With your lunchbox of treasures

You came home.

 

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Wordle #23 – Hello Sailor

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Hello sailor!

I spun round quickly as the term was uttered with such a provocatively youthful voice I was sure it was directed at someone other than me.

I had just disembarked after a ten-month stint in the Pacific, all top secret you understand no details can be given, so zero information on that score.

The voice I soon realised was from a small waifish young girl standing some ten metres or so from me with a cheeky grin on her face, one hand on her hip the other helping her lean against the side of the discharge shed.

Normally I would ignore such jests as they are frequent when we return to port as the girls think of us a quick dollar after so long at sea.

Today though I had other things on my mind. The journey home, the long peaceful train ride into the country, the prospect of the farm at first light, the hope that Maisie Munroe was not married to that no hoper Clarrie Berger. This was to be my last chance I figured and even though I knew my chances were flimsy being a sailor. I hoped Maisie would see me as a greater catch than Clarrie the Claw as we’d dubbed him in the past.

 

As I walked towards the exit and the excitement of the three months leave I had due I became aware of the presence of the waif behind me.

‘Excuse me sailor man, gotta light?’

I ignored her as I felt that was a sure fire way to get her to leave me alone but she was persistent.

‘Gotta light mister?’

I turned back towards her determined to end this here and now. What confronted me, was the percussive state she was in. her hair and her clothes were all awry. She was the most disagreeable creature I could have laid eyes on.

But as I looked at her face it again broke into that cheeky and flirtatious grin I had first noticed about her. Here was a paradox I found hard to get my head around. Her disgraceful appearance was magnified by her audacity to want to communicate with me in the most familiar of ways.

I looked into her eyes to see if they showed evidence of anodyne a cheap painkiller the wharf urchins used liberally to take the edge off their miserable lives. But there was no suggestion this girl was under any sort of influence other than her own desire to get a light off me. Which was a fruitless task as I was one of the few sailors who didn’t smoke.

It was clear to me that she must have made some effort to clean herself up for the arrival of the ship as I could see the rough build up of face powder, applied without a mirror I suspected, as there were lines of the stuff across her forehead and cheeks giving her an even weirder appearance.

She was on my heels again asking for a light, even suggesting we could go somewhere quiet and have a coffee, in my head I couldn’t think of anything I’d less like to do than be seen with this waif of an urchin.

The more I hurried the more she kept up.

I decided to confront her and for once and all call a spade a spade and send her on her way. I was way too busy and preoccupied to be bothered with this tiresome girl.

‘Look I am not interested. I don’t have a light. I don’t want to have a coffee with you. Now go away I have to be getting on.’

‘But you are the last one off the ship. I need money to pay my rent, buy food, as you can see a bath wouldn’t go astray either. Do you ever consider that maybe I’m not really as bad as I look? That maybe I am an intelligent person just a little down on my luck? That maybe its not all my fault, that sometimes the fates conspire against us and this, is the result? Not very good I warrant but it’s my lot right now and you sailor man are my mark. I know I’m not very attractive to you and I can understand your abhorrence at my appearance but not all of us have it good as you do. Couldn’t you spare me at least the money for the bus back into town?’

I was taken aback that this unseemly young lady had the ability to weave together the skeins of an argument that had me reaching for my wallet, if for no other reason than to shut her up. It was true I thought as I selected notes from my wallet that she had well and truly flown her kite on this one and won me over.

‘Here,’ I said handing her a wad of notes. ‘ I’m sorry your situation is so destitute but I have a train to catch. This should tied you over until you can convince the next sap you come in contact with to part with his hard earned.’

She snatched the money out of my hand and proceeded to count it. I saw this as my chance to escape and headed for the exit.

As I stepped quickly away I heard her call out, ‘Thank you Michael.’

I stopped dead in my tracks. How did she know my name?

I turned to see that cheeky grin on her face once more.

She lifted the wig from her head and I knew then I’d been had well and truly.

‘You bugger,’ I percussed as round the corner of the shed came my mates and my family all laughing their heads off at my percussiveness.

My sister’s long blonde hair fell around her shoulders as she grinned back at me waving my dollars in the air.

 

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Prompt #69 “A Dream Come True?” – Alison

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Alison remembered vividly her father coming home from work and saying quite clearly to her that meticulousness was a virtue one that would hold her in good stead all of her life.

She remembered the day, as it was the occasion on which her father had entrusted her with the job of polishing his shoes. Her father worked in the city, his was an important job and his appearance was of the utmost importance to him. Alison had to polish his shoes each afternoon to a mirror polish; he would accept no other standard.

So Alison learnt the meaning and importance of being meticulous.

It became so ingrained within her that every task she undertook was underpinned with this same notion that she must do her best and that to not do so was akin to a dereliction of duty.

At school she stood out in her classes as every assignment and class task was completed with this same dedication. At university she won the University Medal an award she dedicated to her father who had passed away the year before she graduated.

All her life up until the completion of her studies had been an example of her singular focus of achieving to the best of her ability. Her spectacular tertiary results opened doors for Alison. A law degree had long been her ambition, a career in criminal law beckoned and she knew where that would take her. She imagined a life of wealth and privilege, big house, new car, family and influence.

Her life long ambitions were being realised and she was a happy girl each evening returning to the modest flat she rented. She knew that in the law firm she had gained her employment that she would start at the bottom and work her way up. She knew the drill as it were and no matter the mind numbing tasks she was given, which was often never ending filing she had such a focused work ethic that those around her were very soon impressed with the meticulous approach she took to every task she was issued with. Even making coffee for the partners was a feat she mastered with exacting care.

In her third year she met Darcy Mason. Darcy was a tall and handsome young man who came to the law firm seeking assistance with a project he was trying to establish in the ghetto part of town. Darcy was a very persuasive man and had convinced the town leaders that the ghetto could be converted to reasonable housing for the hundreds of poor folk who lived there.

As the law partners were busy men and not very interested in such a frivolous exercise they passed the whole case over to Alison. This was to be her first taste at an actual case where she had to administer the law. The partners had agreed that the Darcy Mason was not very lucrative to the firm and the lowly Alison who had impressed very one with her dedication would be the ideal person to take on this case. That the case was a tedious one they also thought would test her and probably lower her sails a little as they didn’t think Darcy had much chance in achieving his goal. This case would keep her well and truly busy they thought and out of their hair, as she could be a little pesky from time to time.

Needless to say Alison took on the case with great gusto. Soon however she encountered the red tape of officialdom. Progress slowed, Darcy was frustrated, with not just the case but officialdom in general. He argued as long as the council officials stood on their heels the poor suffered more and more.

Alison had to admit she had never known a poor person. Why would she have? Hers had been a life of privilege, she never really wanted for anything and her life had panned out well for her. She had her plans for the future; she was on a path she knew would reward her in all the ways her father had instilled into her.

One night Darcy took her on a trip into the ghetto. It would be good he had told her that she had some idea of the people and circumstances she was working for.

The trip shocked her. Before her were countless people rugged as best they could against the cold wind that blew viciously that night, sleeping in whatever way they could in whatever shelter they could find. Some in doorways, some huddled together in rooms, which may or may not have had windows or doors, the smell of human waste filled her nose she had never been so affronted in all her life.

That so many suffered like this moved her to tears. Men, women and children it didn’t seem to matter where she looked they were there, all ages pitted against the elements on this cold of cold nights.

So moved was she that within the week she has resigned from the law firm and taken up with Darcy the cause of these people. Being the meticulous person she was Alison became the bane of the authorities. She campaigned for change, she lobbied the influential ones, she hounded the ones who in her opinion were slow to act.

Over the years things changed. Alison came to understand that change is gradual and was prepared to fight for that when at times she could have easily have given up.

Darcy had opened her eyes and her heart. She became as zealously meticulous in pursuit of housing for the poor as her father had been in teaching her the need to make sure his shoes shone every night.

Alison lived fifty years with Darcy among the poor, as their advocate, as their voice against the indifference of officialdom. Together they achieved new housing projects to house the poor, community groups to offer education and employment to so many.

 Today she lay in her bed realising her end was not far away. The vision of her father came back to her as if it was yesterday. She thought of her dreams to be a big time criminal lawyer, inside she smiled at the pretentiousness she knew she possessed back then. She knew her life had been worthwhile, she knew her father would be proud of her as she had lived his wish to treat everything she did with a meticulousness that would result in excellence, from polishing shoes to housing the homeless and poor.

She felt Darcy’s hand grip her own and was pleased they had stayed together all these years, his love had sustained her when it seemed the impossible was all they could see in front of them. She doubted Darcy still understood the meaning of meticulous for where she was; he was all things that weren’t.

Opening her eyes one last time she saw him staring down at her, feeling his hand tighten, she closed her eyes and drifted off.

 

 

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Fairytale #22 – Life as an Oracle

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Its not easy being an Oracle.

Its all about patience, perseverance, persistency and luck.

You don’t become an Oracle you are born an Oracle.

From the time dot you are destined to a life of question.

My mother was a wonderful woman and recognised my skill immediately. It is well recorded in my family that at my birth she had one look at me and said Gustav he’s an Oracle. Solved the name issue for them as well as it was easy just to refer to me as Oracle, sort of got me used to the idea as well.

So I grew up to be an Oracle, to take on the mantle of all wisdom and knowing, of answering peoples questions and determining the fates of so many.

Though I have to say there is a lot of silliness about the concept of an Oracle.

People come to see me with questions like “Will my cat live through the night?’

“No!” I say. If it does live another day or two then they think I don’t know what I’m talking about and never bother me again.

In the same way I get requests for career help. Can you believe it, I get letters like: ‘Dear Oracle, do you think I will get the job at Olaf’s bakery next Tuesday?’

I am so tempted to reply, ‘Are you an idiot? If so you have no chance.’ Instead I give enigmatic responses like: “Trust in the fate of the Universe.” Whatever that means.

 

Every so often I do get a good question.

 

Dear Oracle,

The Purple Princess Patsy of been abducted by the Ferocious Fiery Fiend of the Never-ending Ever Smelling Swamp.

Do you know an effective battle strategy, and where is it?

I so love the Purple Princess Patsy and will do anything to get her back safely in my arms.

I eagerly await your response and advice

 

Yours sincerely

Alfred the Afro Prince aka Prince Charming.

 

Dear Alfred aka Prince Charming

The obvious battle strategy is to stay home in bed; the mornings are rather chilly this time of year. Surely there are more Princesses in the kingdom? The Ferocious Fiery Fiend is not a pleasant chap at all. Chances are Patsy is past it by now anyway.

But since you are playing the love angle with me and I know, as do you, love is blind, here’s what I suggest.

The Fiery Fiend takes a nap each day at three in the afternoon. All his fires both physically and metaphorically are turned off, lets face it even a Fiery Fiend needs his down time, imagine his day, every day, every night maintaining a Ferociousness that has people quaking in their collective slippers. It’s a burden he has to bear I know but you should see things a little from his perspective. And lets face it the only way he’s going to get a woman is to steal one for when you see him you’ll understand his predicament. The word ugly is a compliment let me tell you.

So wait till he is asleep, tread carefully, his place is not the tidiest, any crack, any shuffle will wake him and you’ll be supper.

He’ll have Patsy in a gold cage just behind his sleeping head. You’ll have to awaken her as he makes sure all his captives are asleep as well, he doesn’t want them wandering off, no telling what trouble they might get into.

The key is around his neck.

Now here is the tricky bit. The best way to get the key is the cut off his head, comes away easy them. But as that is fraught with more danger than it’s worth the better way is to use the key he has stuck under the cage. Be careful as he uses static sticky substances which crack and shot out sparks as you remove the key.

Once you have the key and you have managed to stay alive, open the cage, throw Patsy over your shoulder and make a run for it.

With luck and with the unlikely event the Fiend doesn’t wake up, you have about thirty seconds to get out, cross the swamp and reach safety.

Piece of cake.

Oh and one more thing, get yourself a good set of heavy duty nose pegs, the smell of the Never-ending Ever Smelling Swamp is so named for very good reason. The smell is capable of peeling paint off a wall.

 

Good luck

Best wishes

The Oracle

 

That’s the sort of letter I get day in day out. Requests to solve the impossible. I do my best, the ones who succeed consider me a hero, all knowing, pay me well, include me on their Christmas Card list, the ones who fail, well its obviously human error. So when their family come round seeking answers as to the non-return of their Prince I ask did he get my instructions. If he failed he has most likely slipped up somewhere as I tell them my instructions are fool proof.

To that they often reply: “Well he was always a bit slow, dim witted, it stands to reason the fool got something wrong, lucky to be able to tie his own shoe laces”

They go off singing my praises and cursing the idiocy of their lost one.

 

I learned a valuable lesson from my dad as I grew up: “Bullshit, my son will always baffle brains.”

 

As I said before its not easy being an Oracle, but as my mum reminded me so often: “Someone has to do it!”

 

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SoCS August 23/14

Begin with a preposition…..

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At the third tone it will be…….I listened to this endless times when I was growing up, why? No idea, I think I was intrigued with the notion that a person spoke those lines ad nausea.

The issue with time is that for all of us it is finite even though the concept of time is infinite.

My friend is in pain right now, physical pain, it has laid her low and everyday for her recently has been a struggle. There’s not much I can do, I have tried crying for her in her distress but she says she doesn’t need my tears rather my love, compassion, care and empathy.

It’s a hard gig when with the passing of each day you anticipate improvement and nature being nature fools you into thinking there has been an improvement only let you down by smashing you once again with throbbing pain and discomfort.

I hate that it has done this to us. Robbed us of the us that is us.

But I hang in there with her. I have to be positive as I know improvement is not far away, the alternative isn’t worth considering I think. I want the wonderful person I know back with me, not languishing and feeling miserable twenty-four seven, what sort of life is that?

But I know in my heart it will all even out. In time I hear people say stuff evens out. Nothing lasts forever, even pain.

So at present its all a bit like I said at the start……at the third tone……

 

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Fairytale #22 – The Oracle

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The journey they said would be hazardous. I would have to cross the Swamp of Lost Souls from which very few returned.

But the need to succeed, to find and return the magic Urn of Silicox was worth every danger I knew I would encounter. The Urn was part of our heritage and contained a magic that only the person who rescued it would be fortunate to tap into. But to do that I had to wrest it from the Denizens of the Twisted Forest.

The Denizens were a fierce people who had ravaged the landscape in the past millennia and had until now led a safe and protected life, thanks to the urn.

The only hope of real success was to find the Oracle who lived at the gateway to the Twisted Forest. An Oracle of legendary reputation but a most elusive one as well.

For three days I laboured my way through jungles and across crocodile infested swamps, fought off the demons in the Swamp of Lost Souls whom I must admit were the most hideous creatures I had ever encountered.

But on my departure our tribal elder and mentor, Backana, had entrusted me with the tribe’s most valuable weapon, the Sword of the Kings. Only the most worthy man in the tribe could ever be given the sword, its blade razor sharp, its hilt laden with precious stones and a protective spell placed on it in the days before the Denizens attacked and stole the Urn. It had been hidden for a thousand years, unearthed for my quest and handed to me by Backana who told me to listen to my instincts when faced with what ever danger I encountered.

The demons of the swamp had fallen easily with no answer to the sword, which in my hand had felt all powerful. My success had given me great confidence to complete my journey and return the Urn to its rightful place.

After five days and two of them crossing a hot and arid desert I began to wonder if I might ever reach my destination. I knew I was going in the right direction for the instructions I had been given were simple. Go west; eventually I would come across the Twisted Forest.

The morning of the sixth day dawn hot and humid.

My water supply was getting low and I feared if I didn’t find water soon the whole quest might come to an untimely end. Over the first ridge that morning I spied a clump of trees stretching away to my right.

With renewed enthusiasm I headed towards them believing I was getting close to the Twisted Forest and the purpose of my journey.

The trees afforded me shelter from the heat and at last a sense of conclusion came over me. There was a rough track between the trees so I followed it to see where it went aware that it was also going in a westerly direction.

A little way in I came across a small hut surrounded by a white picket fence. There was a tendered garden and in front of the door sat a small stocky man whittling.

He was totally engrossed in his activity and I thought he didn’t know I was approaching. He never once looked up at me but was concentrating on the knife he held in one hand and the object of his whittling in the other.

“You want to be careful wandering in this forest. Easy to get lost easier to get yourself killed.” He said as I stood in front of him.

I explained my quest to him and asked him if he knew the way to the Oracle.

“The Oracle? Why would you waste your time going to see him? Silly old man he is.”

“I believe he knows the way to the Twisted Forest as I am on a quest to retrieve the Urn of Silicox.”

“You’re insane yes?”

“Not at all. The urn belongs to my people. It was stolen by the Denizens millennia ago. It is my quest to return it.”

The old man looked me up and down and went back to his whittling.

“So you are Silicoxian?”

“Yes.”

“You have the sword?”

“Yes. You know of the sword?”

The old man chuckled to himself and said that he had heard of the sword and knew of its powers.

“I was told the Oracle would give me directions to the Twisted Forest.”

“The ways are closed to most folk. Its too dangerous and the Denizens do not take kindly to the arrival of strangers, especially ones carrying a sword like yours.

One look at that sword and they’ll know who you are what you want. They have been awaiting your arrival for a thousand years. You will have to tread carefully.”

“Are you the Oracle?”

“I have been lots of things young man.”

“Do you know the way to the Twisted Forest?”

“I know only one way. Take the path behind my house and at every turning always take the path to the left, never go right. The path to your right will be your death, the left path will give you a chance.”

“You are the Oracle aren’t you?”

“I’m an old man, an old man who knows some things, who recognised you, your sword and who believes you have a chance to succeed. Remember go left at every turn.”

With that he returned to his whittling as I contemplated the journey ahead.

The following days I knew would be the most arduous of my life. There was so much to gain, even more to lose.

Behind the old man’s house was the path he had spoken of. A little further and it split in two.

I made sure to turn left.

 

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Patterns of Life–dVerse Meeting the Bar – Alien in my Garden

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There’s an alien in my garden

I stand back

Terrified, amazed, puzzled

What where when how?

Those menacing tendrils

The bright red

The brown ooze

The horrific smell

Can’t be of this world

Can it?

I fear getting close dare it grab me.

Those spinderly fingers

The pointy ends

Can only mean trouble

So I stand well back

Only venturing closer when I see

It moves not

Just sits there

Invitingly

Awaiting some hapless victim.

Not me, I ain’t silly

Visions of monster plants devouring

Those who came to near

I’ve seen the movies

Read the books.

Camera at the ready

I capture it

Seek answers

Puzzled looks from most

Then a suggesting

Fungus?

Google finds it

A starfish fungus.

An hour later it has shrivelled

A shadow of its former self.

My garden never ceases to surprise me

Nature is a continuum of wonder.

 

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Poetics: Joel Robison’s Photography – A Light Flashes

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Image: Joel Robison

 

When a light flashes

You sit up

You notice

Your attention seized

Curiosity piqued.

What is the distraction?

A light flashes hope

Possibility

Deep down you feel a stirring

Your bits a-tingling.

You flush with excitement.

What if?

Could it?

Maybe?

Yes?

With a sense of exhilaration you focus.

What is it that attracts you?

Then it hits you between the eyes.

My love and yours

The blushing smile

The twinkle in your eye

Utterings of want and need

Encouragement

Commitment

Longing.

You know what it is

When a light flashes.

You sit up

Aware

You’re grinning like an idiot!

 

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Photo Challenge #22 “Seesaw”

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You flit you know

From one spot to another

Like emotions stuck on the see saw of life

You never flutter

That’s too much to ask for

Too predictable you might say.

So you flit interminably

While those behind struggle

With keeping up

Hanging on to your intangibleness.

You never look behind do you?

The flotsam and jetsam of life

Left floundering in your wake

Collateral damage I once heard you say.

Heads shake some even roll

As you bluster your way ahead

Pleasant to some vicious to others

The fools you say who don’t see your way

Those with the audacity to question

Even query your motives.

The arse lickers of course congregate

Singing in chorus

Harmonious praise to the most high

With little acumen they accept your grossness

Their blind faith like some religious cult.

With the faithful gathered around you

I watch as you bask in their approval

As if some saviour was in their presence

Only to find the knives you sink

Protrude even from the backs of followers.

Your day will come I am sure

The ups and downs you orchestrate

Will one day come to an end

The down will not facilitate the up

The up only further to fall.

When you do, whom do you expect

Will be there to pick you up?

Me?

In your dreams my dear.

I’m happy on the big swing.

 

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Wordle #22 – The Missing Baroque Furniture

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  1. Exude 2. Geese 3. Legion 4. Radiation 5. Meaningless 6. Decoy 7. Plaster 8. Linoleum 9. Dormancy 10. Falsetto 11. Gesture 12. Baroque (irregular in shape, extravagantly ornate)

Like most days in my life this one started in much the same way as every other one. Riveted to the morning news. I was told to watch the news, as it may be a preview to the outcome of my day. But it was the same old stuff, murder, death, scandal, the usual mayhem

So much of it meaningless to me. Who cares I thought about a man in Perth whose wife had just given birth to triplets, or to the farmer whose geese had laid golden eggs. Commercial television was like that I thought always making sensational claims.

It was getting late and the linoleum under my feet was cold. It was time to dress for the workday. I had to say though the dormancy I was feeling was somewhat overwhelming as dormancy was a preferred state of being most days. I had a nice place to live in, it was cosy, it exuded a warmth that could only be described and most people found that hard to understand but I tried, as was my want. For my family believed I was a dormant creature on most days, so they were accustomed to by dormancy, which usually lasted most of the winter. I think in a previous life I had been a squirrel.

The phone rang and Harvey Stace my secretary, manservant man, whose falsetto vocal tones irritated the life out of me, was on the other end telling me about a new case.

Some expensive baroque furniture had been stolen overnight from the local museum and we had been assigned the case.

It was gesture of good faith from the museum as our previous case involving a woman who fell in love with a Foreign Legionnaire named Alsance had resulted in us being placed in a very precarious position as it became clear to me we were no more than a decoy for some of the top end of town to carry on with their dirty plaster fixing business.

The issue had been leaking radiation and I am sure it went a long way to explaining Harvey’s new found vocal range. But needless to say Harvey was a resilient man if not somewhat stupid as well as he would argue that plaster was from Paris and no where else.

So I put down the phone and decided that today was going to be like most days in this job, there was a sense of danger exuding from the very pores of the case, the meaninglessness of life would be quickly explained and geese would be made more than tasty if left to gather all the radiation they could from the microwave back in the office.

Today nothing was going to stand in my way, no gesture could distract me, no decoy of any kind would stand in my way as I resolutely pursued the baroque thieves.

I grabbed my hat and made my out to join the legion of early morning commuters.

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