What have you got there?
Oh, just some his and hers.
What’s a his and hers?
Well, this one is a his and this one a hers. I thought that would be obvious.
But what does a his and hers do?
You’ve obviously led a sheltered life, haven’t you?
Well yes, as it turns out.
This one is a his and this one a hers.
You’ve already said that.
I’m just emphasising the fact.
Ok, so what do they do?
Well when you turn on the his, it goes a bright blue; the hers when switched on becomes a dazzling hot pink.
And then what?
Then you do with it, as your sex needs doing.
Oh, I see, not.
Its really quite simple, I’m surprised you aren’t using one, as everyone seems to be out buying one.
I see. Do they come in any other colours?
Well yes, for the advanced user the his will turn a majestic bottle green and the hers a stunning fire engine red.
And will they do for me?
Make your every dream come true.
Oh yes, guaranteed. Look around at all the satisfied faces passing you by; you too could look like them.
Where do I get them?
Online, here’s the address, best get in soon as I’m sure they will sell out.
I will, I’ll get a his for me and hers for you know who.