School days were fool days in many ways
I was brought up in a sheltered world
Reading and writing was not something I learnt at home
But its mysteries taught to me in school.
A school beset with its own odd culture
Of nuns who ruled the universe in my reckoning
Strange women wrapped in black habits
Their faces and hands all we ever saw.
Women whom to us lacked compassion
Were mean and hard with no sense of humour
Who were quick to flog you for any indiscretion.
Only Sister Annunciata in Year Six
Resembled a human being.
In Year Five Mother DePaul a sad old cranky woman
Would belt you if you couldn’t answer a question.
The class kept tally of who received the most.
I would defy her written orders to
‘COME TO ME’.
Schools were factories, in one end and spat out the other
That real learning occurred was accidental I think.
The naturally smart did well
The rest of us laboured through maths
Wrote awkwardly, spelt terribly,
But we knew our times tables
Recite our catechism
And attend Mass for fear of mortal sin.
It was a time when anxiety ruled our world,
Nuns with big sticks had wicked tongues,
Where one size was made to fit all.
I spent twelve years in school,
In hindsight not so enjoyable,
Then forty-three more enjoyable years
On the other side trying to leave
My impressionable charges
With some good memory.
My life has been spent in classrooms.
Is it any wonder I don’t miss it
At all?
Written for: http://pookypoetry.wordpress.com/2014/05/16/poetry-prompt-16-school-days/









