Fairy Tale Prompt #12 – Aunt Agatha

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Tomorrow is my wedding day and my fiancé and I are driving to see his Aunt Agatha. She lives way out in the country and as fate would have it is dark and stormy though we have been promised a full moon tomorrow night. Either way its spooky out here, the rain pouring down, the road a wash with surface water and Rod his eyes focused on the road is refusing to talk for fear of losing his way.

His mother had talked us into this trip. She said Aunt Agatha would love to see us and that we may not get to visit with her again as she is aging and has become very frail.

I had only just said to Rod to be careful when I felt him swerve and the car went into a spin. In seconds that seemed an eternity the car was out of control and sliding down hill. Thankfully it came to a halt against a tree and our first reactions were to ask if we were both ok.

We scrambled out and made our back up the hill hoping another car would come along and save us the drenching we were already receiving. We were well and truly soaked by the time we made it to the road. Rod we were not that far from Aunt Agatha’s place and so we should keep walking in that direction and hope help came along soon.

Around the next turn we spied a house. It was on the next hill. Lights suggested people and people suggested safety. It took us half hour to walk the distance to the house. It was a large imposing place; the front door had a huge knocker on it.

With two hands Rod lifted it and let it drop. The crash was deafening, the whole building seemed to shake. We heard footsteps and when the door opened the doorman was greeted by two very wet and bedraggled travellers.

The door creaked open and we were invited in. the doorman who looked a little odd to say he least, he had a glass eye and his good eye stared at us in disbelief.

The master he said would be with us soon and returned a moment later with a dry towel for each of us.

Then we were greeted by the strangest of men. A very tall and thin man who said his name was Peeps, Nicholas Peeps and he welcomed us to his house.

Then his sister Mavis Peeps appeared and she seemed rather deaf as she shouted every word she spoke. She was not happy to see us. Said we’d be better off going somewhere else but as it was still raining and the car ruined we didn’t have a lot of choice.

We explained our situation and Mr Peeps was sympathetic. As tomorrow was our wedding day Mavis upon hearing that said we’d have to out of there as soon as possible. Groom can’t be seeing the bride on her wedding day it was bad luck for such a thing to happen.

I thought we’d had our bad luck already what with the car and the rain. Mr Peeps suggested we dry off and if the rain ceased he would drive us back to town. Our visit to Aunt Agatha would have to happen another day.

Dried off and in dressing gowns the Peep’s generously lent us we gathered round the kitchen table as Mavis prepared some supper. Not much was said and Mr Peeps suggested we get some rest and that he would watch the weather and if there was a chance he’d awaken us and drive us back.

I was awakened by Mr Peeps standing over us, urging us to get up. I couldn’t hear the rain any more but now there was a wind blowing, rattling the windows and casting eerie shadows around our room.

As we stood by the front door prepared to say our farewells and thank the Peeps’ for their hospitality, Mavis said the strangest thing. ‘Your Aunt Agatha is a witch you know. Good thing the rain has stopped you going there. Tonight with the near full moon is when she plays her meanest tricks.’

With that the door swung open, Mavis’ mouth fell open and she looked frozen as before stood the most beautiful woman.

‘Rodney darling,’ she said, ‘how good of you to make to effort to visit me, I do believe you are getting married tomorrow.’

Rod stammered a yes and turned and introduced me to his Aunt, though I thought how could this woman be his Aunt when she was supposed to be older than his mother and she was pushing seventy. The woman before couldn’t have any older than forty.

‘Amanda,’ she said, ‘how lovely. What a fine couple you will make. Sorry I can’t make it to the church but I have some pressing engagements tomorrow, full moon and all that.’

‘Oh,’ she announced,’ my wedding gift.’

Turning her arm we followed as she pointed in the direction of the driveway. There stood Rod’s car. Not scratch on it. In fact looking better than ever.

‘You’d best be off, if you leave now you’ll make it home before midnight. Wait around here and no telling what might happen.’

Having said that she then gave Rod a kiss on the cheek, me a gentle hug, while whispering to me, ‘Look after my nephew, he is destined for great things.’

‘My man Hugo is a wizard with things mechanical,’ she said making us aware of the small wizen man standing beside the car jangling the car keys.

‘Drive carefully,’ said Hugo as he opened the door for me, ‘It can get treacherous out there at night.’ I felt a slight tingle when he touched my arm as I climbed into my seat.

Later that night around Rod’s kitchen table we relayed the story to Rod’s mum who listened with interest to the nights events.

‘Its been a big night,’ she said, ‘you’d best get some sleep, big day tomorrow. Oh and I’m glad you met up with Agatha; she does like to put on a show. The Peeps’ you know died fifty years ago.’

With that she disappeared through the kitchen door calling out to us to lock up before we went to bed.

As I went to my room that night I had the strange feeling that there was a lot more to this family than met he eye.

I was about to turn in when a knock on my door brought Rod’s mum into my room.

“Amanda my dear, just one thing, did Hugo touch you in any way tonight?’

‘He brushed my arm as I got into the car,’ I said remembering the tingle down my arm.

‘Oh dear,’ she replied, ‘I’ll give you a betony amulet to wear tomorrow, oh and you’d best drink this, its Carmelite water, it will keep you safe.’

Having felt the absolute need to drink the water I then retired to bed, more confused than ever but once again wondering what could possibly happen next.

What was I marrying into?

 

Written for: http://mindlovemiserysmenagerie.wordpress.com/2014/06/13/fairy-tale-prompt-12/

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MTB– Connecting the unconnectable or// join the “young wild” for a bit?

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You have surprised me

You are not as I am accustomed

Not once have you called me by name

Stupid, ignorant, dumb, irrational

Is there something wrong with you?

You face betrays your age

Your behaviour belies your years

How do you do playful, funny, mischievous?

My body is failing me

My mind is going if not gone already.

It sucks getting old,

But you ignore all that

You even have a libido.

Whatever that is,

Mine left years ago.

For someone my age

You are nothing short

Of a set of contradictions.

Youthful – you went clubbing all night?

Vibrant – that many in one night?

Adventurous – that’s a big mountain

Exciting – you stir my bits in ways worrying

Daring – did you really bungy jump?

Me?

Stayed – I like to sit at home with the soaps

Conservative – I wouldn’t like anything like that

Sedentary – it’s how I get me knitting done

Compliant – well if you say so,

Afraid – what if I injure myself

 

Your sense of humour

I get it, you get mine?

No one gets me much

I shut up mostly.

You invite conversation

You want to know what I think?

Well I never.

I am feeling something I haven’t in years

Tingles you say?

I thought all that was dead.

My oh my, say that again?

Oh, my oh my,

I haven’t squirmed like that in ……

You will call again?

 

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Tale Weaver’s Prompt#12 – Ghosts – Gabe.

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It’s not such a bad life you know. Mine is unique.

Here’s why.

When all this started I had to attend a ghost induction course. First thing they said was to find a place, preferably a place that you know and stay there. Hoot a bit, jangle a few chains make your presence felt but never too much or they’d get the exorcists in and there’d be no telling where that might lead you. You could really end up in limbo, half way to nowhere. At least if you played your cards right you could be safe and secure forever.

I have discovered a place I can be. At least I thought I had. The house I had been born in. seemed a reasonable place to be, I knew the layout, had imagined a few ghosts in there myself over the years. I played with the idea all my life and now of course there’s the irony of me being in my own home as the ghost. Spending my eternity stuck in 3 Caveat Street seemed more hell than anything. After all it wasn’t my fault I’d fallen down the stairs and hit my head on the basement floor. Damn grandkids leaving things lying about. Of course they’ve all moved on now, couldn’t stay in the place Grandad died now could they.

So when I moved in there was a new family living here. They seem ok. The room I settled in has a young girl living there. Innocent enough I thought.

I’d hang about in the corner of her room, we’d always been taught about staying out of the peripheral vision of any living soul. So I’d follow her about the house until one day I had the distinct impression that she saw me.

Now that is not supposed to happen the living are not meant to see the dead, ghost form or not. If we can achieve a state of having them think we are there then we have done very well. Being seen changes the rules completely as I have discovered.

I have found myself attached myself her. I tried but no matter what I did I always ended up back where she was.

I’ve been with her for so long now it just seems the place to be in her world. I’ve followed her around the countryside and the fact that I have has surprised even me. I thought this ghosting business was all about being stuck in the one place. Not in my case its not.

This girl has even given me a name. Gabe!

She thinks I have a resemblance to her Great Uncle Gabe. I’m quite chuffed by that. For the most part we get along fine.

As she’s gone through life and moved from place to place I’ve found myself moving with her. It has meant I’ve been able to see a bit more of the country, been places I’ve never had the chance to visit when I was alive so there is that advantage.

Lived in different states now in a different country.

She has lived with a few nutters though. Her husband was a real bastard. I discovered I could move things if I concentrated hard enough, just little things like his razor, the occasional important letter. Drove him crazy and she’d made the mistake of telling him about me and I heard him a few times telling her to tell me to put things back. I laughed but did as she asked. I do that; I find I am compelled to comply with her requests.

I found it sad to realise that once she got out of that poisonous marriage and into her current living arrangement just how lonely she could be.

She chats to me a lot you know but try as I might I can’t talk back. I may be stuck to her but I can’t respond to her, as I’d like.

She worries me but I know I am a comfort to her. She has pets and I love pets. We get along just fine the dog and her two cats. My best party trick was to actually concentrate enough one-day to move the dog’s ball. I think I was more amazed than anyone. The dog just trotted off after it.

My next big adventure is to see if I can leave the country when she does. I know she is planning to in the near future. But as I am attached to her maybe I’ll just tag along. Same as I’ve always done.

I’ve watched her of late and noticed that there is a change in her. She’s found love. I remember love as I found it once all those years ago. A terrifying exhilaration I’ve heard her refer to it as. I’ve smiled at the skip in her step, the look of expectation in her eyes each morning, the smiles I see, which have been rare, these past ten years or so.

She’s happy, and she doesn’t have to say it to me for me to know.

So whatever this new happiness is, I pray its right for her, but to her credit I see she is not rushing into anything. Each day she is enthralled and captivated by whatever it is that has grasped her.

I don’t understand any of this technology she uses. But it’s making her happy and I rejoice in that. I just hope she feels ok with me coming along wherever it may be. After all I don’t have any choice. Though I am beginning to enjoy the prospect of travel.

 

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Poetry Prompt 42 – Reprimand

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You stepped way out of line today.

Was it necessary to embarrass me as you did?

I was doing as you asked.

Why was your action warranted?

You stepped into the line I was in,

You grabbed me by the ear

You pulled me way

As if I was some misbehaving child

In front of so many

My family, my friends.

Did you have any understanding

Any inkling of how affronting that was?

I ask myself, what were you thinking?

You relish my public humiliation

You seem oblivious to its impact

That leaves me cowering inside

Unwilling to venture far from any path

Looking for ways to avoid you and public places.

How dare you behave in such ways.

Never again are you to subject me

In private or public to such an indignity.

It is time you took some responsibility

Saw me as something more than a man

To manipulate, to shape to whatever

Whim you are exercising today.

Written for: http://pookypoetry.wordpress.com/2014/06/11/poetry-prompt-42-reprimand/

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Poetics: Your family hiSTORY

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My family roots are Irish

Grew potatoes, the patch is still there

Loughrae, so far away now.

Life was hard with droughts and famine,

My great grandfather went to America

Married, we know not what happened to his wife.

Fought in the Civil War, suffered injury,

Returned to Ireland, a poorer man.

Married my great grand mother

Had numerous children

We are Catholic after all.

Poverty drove him to become a boat person.

His brother was in Australia

He set sail with his family,

My grandfather was four at the time.

They had hopes of a better life

Thankfully they stayed.

I am one small part of an ever-expanding tree

Made one strand greater

By the birth of a seventh grandchild last week.

Today I am grateful

For their perseverance, their resilience

Coming so far, to a land they knew

As down under the earth,

Bringing dreams, hope, character

To a place I call home.

 

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Photo Challenge #12 – The Tree.

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It’s such a big arse tree

Dangerous

An eyesore

The roads unsafe

Yesterday a branch dropped

Caused a huge bottleneck

It’s served its purpose

Cut it down

It’s old and brittle.

Its time to move on.

It’s too gigantic

Gangly, ugly

We could build ten units

Around where its roots grow.

 

 

It attracts thousands

It’s worth millions

A part of our cultural heritage

Its nature in its magnificence

It’s worth saving

It’s unique

Beautiful

Breathtaking

We’re known for it

Take it away we’re nothing.

 

Debate was passionate

Council was driven by greed

Political correctness

What if this happened, that happened,

Who’d pay, who’ll pay to save it?

With chain saws came chained protestors

The passionate camped there day and night

Impasse.

 

The King stepped in

He had played in the tree as a boy

He liked how it was now used

He made a royal decree

The tree must be preserved at all costs

He would pay for its upkeep.

His kingdom celebrated

His opponents returned to plot again

As fireworks marked the end of all discussion.

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Poetry Prompt 41 – New beginning – Come Find Me..

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You said come find me

I’m waiting you said

I’m so looking forward you said

To ventured the path of discovery.

In the distance I saw you

Waiting

Patiently, forever some days it seemed.

Always expectant

Looking south

Waiting for me to come through

Watery doors.

Then those fleeting moments

Gazing upon each other

Realising it was me

I had arrived.

It’s a new beginning.

As the door opened

We stepped through

Into our own wonderland.

We now hold the reigns

To our future.

We took those initial steps

Shyly at first,

Hesitant for only a second

Then with great gusto

We burst into our reality.

Our magic worked

We conjured

Our own destiny

Complete now

We lay in our bed of roses

The us we always desired.

 

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Wordle #12 – the Wispy Girl in Lilac

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She was at first glance not much more than a wisp of a girl with almost elfin features. I looked down on her on the edge of the lake, dressed I remember in a faded lilac blouse, I remembered it was lilac as I watched the water on the shoreline eddy as it swirled around her, washing back and forwards across the fabric giving it a ripple effect in my mind.

Her name was Elise Purton. It was her sister Eloise Purton who had come to see me about her sister whom she feared had met with some foul play as she’d been missing for over a week now. She’d been sent by her mother Elsie Purton; it was true the mother had a thing for names beginning with E, I found out her brothers Eric and Ethelred had also been so named.

But this was not helping me with this baffling case. A dead girl, a coastal resort, a weird family, plenty of reason to do in the dead girl as she stood to inherit a fortune following the death of her uncle Edward Purton who had made his name in the brass knocker industry.

Now it looked like there’d be no big knockers for Elise and as for conversation to say her responses to questioning would be nothing short of laconic was an understatement. There’d be no information forth coming from his girl and we all knew it.

It was the mother who first came forth with information that might shed some light on the mystery. It appeared Elise had drowned, as there was no visible sign on her frail body of any foul play.

The mother relayed a story of grief and woe about her daughter. She had been keeping an eye on her through a peephole in her daughter’s bedroom wall and had begun to become suspicious when a rather large crate of ceramic pots had arrived for her daughter.

The arrival of the crate had seemed to depress her daughter and in the days that followed she had observed her daughter taking the pots, two at a time to the cliffs behind their home and dropping some and throwing some over the vertiginous cliffs that stood high above the rolling ocean waves.

The mother feared that her daughter may have taken advantage of the self same vertiginousness to throw herself off and end all her suffering.

 

It all seemed a reasonable conclusion. But there was an oddity about the whole case. Everybody in the family stood to gain from Elise’s death. Everyone thought she was at best insane anyhow. None in the family thought it odd at all that she had thrown herself off the vertiginous cliffs. I thought it odd they kept calling them the vertiginous cliffs, till they pointed out the sign: Beware of the Vertiginous Cliffs.

 

I approached the cliffs to get a good look myself. Yes they were certainly vertiginous; I knew that as I’d stopped by the library the day before to look the word up. There was no way the wordle master was going to out do me this week.

If I fell off there was no way I’d be swimming home. The rocks on the bottom looked up at me with the teeth of some great predator waiting to devour me should I fall.

 

A noise behind me alerted me to danger. It was the mother, Elsie. She carried a big stick. She prodded it at me trying to unbalance me. My life flashed before my eyes and it was not a pretty sight.

I grabbed at the stick, with my feet now moored strongly upon the top of the vertiginous cliffs and wrenched it from her.

‘Why?’ I asked.

Her laconic reply has stayed with me all these years.

‘Money,’ she said.

Nothing more was needed to be said. Her family became known for their laconicness, it was a short trial; she managed to plead guilty with a hint of satisfaction in her voice.

The wispy girl in lilac had been avenged.

 

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Poetry Prompt 40 – Low Tech – Out On Our Farm

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With pen in hand, words in my head

I scribe to you a note of love

Tomorrow I’ll post it, lick the stamp first

Hoping you can read it in a week or two.

In the meantime the newspaper arrives

A day old as the old coach is slow

It’s a good days ride into town.

Most of our news is hearsay now days.

In a few years they think we’ll have the phone

Does that mean I call you, I ask myself?

I guess letters will become a thing of the past.

The electric is now around the town

There’s even a light outside the town hall.

But not way out here we’re miles from town

For us it’s sunup to sundown

Candles and a lamp if we ration the kero.

Mum has a few books she reads at night

Most nights we play cards or shoot a few dice.

This is our life, the way it’s always been.

The newspaper goes round every set of eyes

We talk at the dinner table eating mum’s stew

Of events far away in places unknown

Of the local team, getting done again.

Then it finds its way to our room out the back

Where it’s a frosty walk each winter morning,

Though mum has a potty and dad the back door.

I read about the technology the other day

Of new innovations that will come our way

And we all agreed there may be change

But as dad said as he drove a nail into the wall

‘There’ll always be a need for a hammer

As they’ll never invent anything to take its place.’

 

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Poetry Prompt 39 – Life Lesson- Someone Worse Off Than You.

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No matter the torment

No matter the ridicule

No matter the embarrassment

No matter the inner worthlessness

There was always someone worse off than me.

 

For so long that fact was my lot

I lived a life with a poisonous witch

Who revelled in daily torment

She’d say I was inadequate, inept, inhuman

My children, she said suffered for me as a father.

There were days when no one could be worse off then me.

 

One day I took stock of my circumstance

I realised my plight was my fate

And as dire as it was from day to day

At times I didn’t think there was any other way

But logic told me there had to be someone worse off than me.

 

So I took heart in knowing that

There might be a way, to end all of this

I lived a life sacrificing my soul

Protecting those who needed to be

Suffering for them, as they should never

Knowing always my fate could be worse.

 

So no matter how bad, how depressed I got

I knew there would soon come a day

When a simple solution would show me the way

I stepped bravely out through the front door.

There is always someone worse off than me.

 

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