Image: Thanks to Barbara Taylor
Dear John,
Thanks for agreeing to meet me.
I have been sitting here in our agreed meeting spot for the past two hours. As you can see its cold and my bits are well and truly frozen. The way I am feeling right now there wouldn’t be a lot of cheer if you did show up.
I can only conclude that you have had cold feet (no pun intended) or I have gotten the directions wrong. I have read and re-read your instructions fifty times, I am sure I am in the correct location.
I am disappointed, I spent considerable time this morning choosing the beanie you see on my head. I thought I looked my attractive best but it seems to be all to no avail.
My only hope is that you are sitting on a similar seat freezing your balls off or having a good laugh at my expense. Bastard!
Regards Jane
Written for: https://flashfictionforaspiringwriters.wordpress.com/2016/05/30/fffaw-challenge-week-of-05-31-2016/
Morpethroad 
Hahahahaha! I hope he’s freezing his balls off! LOL! This story/letter is great! Love it!
Thank you Joy, seemed a place to take this image…hope you are doing well today….
Very creative place to take it! LOL! Thank you, Michael, I am doing well today. How about you? I hope you are too!
All good here Joy, nothing a total body makeover couldn’t fix….
Hahahaha! Adding in some “youth.” Right? LOL! Me too!
Oh dear!
I hope for his sake his made a mistake.
I hope so too..
ROFLMAO (did I get that right?) !!!!!
Sounds reasonable to me..
Hahaha! What a good laugh to start my day. 😀 I surely would want to know what happens next!! Great story, Michael. I enjoy this very much.
Thank you Maria, have a lovely day…
My pleasure. You too, Michael. 🙂
Hahaha. This is hilIruious! What a jerk to not realize he’s left her on a bench in the middle of Winter. But if he ended up in a different location, it’s pretty funny to think of him sitting there reading her email on his phone 🙂
Yes now that’s a good point Mandi….thanks for stopping by…
I enjoyed the letter. It’s not the traditional “Dear John” letter.
No true but if his name was John then he deserves what he gets I think…..
I wonder if he was sitting on a similar bench somewhere nearby. That image is somehow funny!
It is isn’t it….getting directions wrong can be funny to those on the outside looking in at least….
Great idea for a story, the letter.
Thank Graham….have a good day.
Nice story and it seems like it could really happen that way. 🙂
Hello Deborah, it very could happen this way i agree…..not very good if it is you sitting in the snow though….hope you are doing well.
Yes, very cold. I am good thanks. 🙂
LOL this letter is realistic in my opinion and that’s what makes it all the more hilarious!
Thanks Jade glad you found it so..
Nice story😃
Thank you.
A letter – very nice response to the prompt.
Thank you so much…have a good weekend..
Very welcome – great idea on the image. I never think to do letters, which I write a lot IRL, but love to see the takes writers take on challenges. Have a wonderful weekend as well!
Silly John. Hope his John’s are frozen wherever he is 😄😄
I hope so too.