FFfAW Challenge – Week of 05-31-2016 – Dear John,

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Image: Thanks to Barbara Taylor

Dear John,

Thanks for agreeing to meet me.

I have been sitting here in our agreed meeting spot for the past two hours. As you can see its cold and my bits are well and truly frozen. The way I am feeling right now there wouldn’t be a lot of cheer if you did show up.

I can only conclude that you have had cold feet (no pun intended) or I have gotten the directions wrong. I have read and re-read your instructions fifty times, I am sure I am in the correct location.

I am disappointed, I spent considerable time this morning choosing the beanie you see on my head. I thought I looked my attractive best but it seems to be all to no avail.

My only hope is that you are sitting on a similar seat freezing your balls off or having a good laugh at my expense. Bastard!

 

Regards Jane

 

Written for: https://flashfictionforaspiringwriters.wordpress.com/2016/05/30/fffaw-challenge-week-of-05-31-2016/

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32 Responses to FFfAW Challenge – Week of 05-31-2016 – Dear John,

  1. Hahahahaha! I hope he’s freezing his balls off! LOL! This story/letter is great! Love it!

  2. Oh dear!
    I hope for his sake his made a mistake.

  3. Soul Gifts says:

    ROFLMAO (did I get that right?) !!!!!

  4. maria says:

    Hahaha! What a good laugh to start my day. 😀 I surely would want to know what happens next!! Great story, Michael. I enjoy this very much.

  5. mandibelle16 says:

    Hahaha. This is hilIruious! What a jerk to not realize he’s left her on a bench in the middle of Winter. But if he ended up in a different location, it’s pretty funny to think of him sitting there reading her email on his phone 🙂

  6. I enjoyed the letter. It’s not the traditional “Dear John” letter.

  7. I wonder if he was sitting on a similar bench somewhere nearby. That image is somehow funny!

  8. Graham Lawrence says:

    Great idea for a story, the letter.

  9. Nice story and it seems like it could really happen that way. 🙂

  10. jademwong says:

    LOL this letter is realistic in my opinion and that’s what makes it all the more hilarious!

  11. bikurgurl says:

    A letter – very nice response to the prompt.

  12. Silly John. Hope his John’s are frozen wherever he is 😄😄

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