Image: Thanks to Barbara Taylor
Thanks for agreeing to meet me.
I have been sitting here in our agreed meeting spot for the past two hours. As you can see its cold and my bits are well and truly frozen. The way I am feeling right now there wouldn’t be a lot of cheer if you did show up.
I can only conclude that you have had cold feet (no pun intended) or I have gotten the directions wrong. I have read and re-read your instructions fifty times, I am sure I am in the correct location.
I am disappointed, I spent considerable time this morning choosing the beanie you see on my head. I thought I looked my attractive best but it seems to be all to no avail.
My only hope is that you are sitting on a similar seat freezing your balls off or having a good laugh at my expense. Bastard!