Yes Sir Al.
Of course I am ya bloody idiot. Where do you think I’d be?
I know you are there Sir Tommy, just being polite in calling the window roll.
Sir Al you need a life man.
He’s right Sir Al you do.
Nothing wrong with my life. I’m an organiser.
You need something man you’ve been calling the roll for six hundred years.
Yeah Al, it’s getting a bit tedious.
Shut ya mouth Sir Andy; I’ve got my eye on you.
Which one Sir Al?
Sir Andy we’ve had this discussion before.
Yeah Sir Andy I’ve had my doubts about you.
Doubts? Ha my knights are as big as any of yours.
It’s true he has got big ones.
So what battle did you ever fight in?
I’ll tell you, for the hundredth time; It was me who won back the Emerald Isle.
What Emerald Isle?
No one’s heard of the Emerald Isle?
That’s because it a quiet and peaceful place now.
I still don’t think you’re a proper knight.
A proper knight? Agh, agh, crooo, crooo, hack hack…oooommmph.
What was that?
I think Sir Andy just spat in his own face.