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Word Of The Week (WOW #20) – Remonstrate

Remonstrate : make a forcefully reproachful protest / argue in protest or opposition My mate Tim lived on a farm not far out of town and we would often go out there to see what was happening and more importantly … Continue reading

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Mondays Finish the Story – March 16th, 2015 – Bozo the Clown

Finish the story begins with: “A body suddenly crashed through a plate glass window at the Brigadier’s house.” ‘Surprise!’ Shouted Bozo the clown. The dinner party looked up startled by the rude intrusion. They were speechless which suited Bozo as … Continue reading

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Wordle #48 – February 16, 2015 – Kevin the Masticator.

This week’s fun words to play with: Altitude Plunge Leather Vision Justify Chime Combustible Masticate (chew) Straddle Trundle (to roll along, to travel in a wheeled vehicle) Alliance Crevice Kevin was an habitual masticator. His mother worried about him all … Continue reading

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Wordle Prompt # 43 – 12 January 2015 – Scarecrow

This weeks fun words: Padlock Glamour Ditch Perversity Fade Affinity Parallel Desticate (to squeak like a rat) Jagged Scarecrow Hungry Currant (a small seedless raisin) Scarecrow looked across the table at me. We hadn’t seen each other in twenty years … Continue reading

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Friday fictioneers – Squawk

Squawk! Squawk! Squawk! Charles will you stop with the squawks. Squawk! Squaaaaaaawwwwwk! Charles you are being childish now. Squawrrrrrrrk! I’m not listening to another squawk. I’ve told you a hundred times in this flock I’m top gull and I get … Continue reading

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Losers Anonymous

Losers Anonymous This address was given recently at the Losers Anonymous Morpeth Sub- Branch Weekly Meeting. Good afternoon and thank you very much for the opportunity to speak to you this afternoon. I would like to begin by saying, that…..that…..I … Continue reading

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