Three Things Challenge, 16 Sept 2018

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Today’s things are: safety pin, hotel, bathrobe

Miss Teresa told us that today in our writing lesson we were to write a story about staying in a hotel.

Dango who was sitting beside me made up a story of staying at a hotel and swanning about in the bathrobes. It was he thought the height of all luxury.

My story was one my dad told me of staying in a hotel for a conference and on the night, he was to make the presentation to the conference when he was getting dressed the zipper on his fly broke.

Thankfully mum was there with him and had a safety pin handy to hold his pants together.

Mum would always giggle when she told that story because when pushing the safety pin through his pants she almost stabbed his private bit. For obvious reasons dad never saw the humour in mum’s account.

 

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Three Things Challenge, 15 Sept 2018

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Today’s things are: tent, retail shop, hat

There’s a retail shop near me that sells tents and hats.

That’s all they sell. Can you believe it?

Hats of every shape and colour, wide brim, narrow brim, no brim.

Tents from the one man to the extra-large family size where you need something the size of a park to put it up on.

The retail shop called, Simmo’s Tent and Hat Emporium is a flourishing business. He sells tents by the truck load and hats by the dozen.

Once a month his store runs a special, buy a tent and get a hat free. On those days its standing room only.

My favourite is the colourful range of fedoras and his unusual range or Yurts.

 

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September 13: Flash Fiction Challenge – Peter the Pasta Maker

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September 13, 2018, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less) write a story that includes pasta. It can be spaghetti, macaroni and cheese, or any variety. It can be a meal or a work of art. Go where the prompt leads.

Peter, the Pasta Maker, was a jolly chap.

Peter had a crush on the Lady Macaroni who would swan in each day and buy his freshest pasta. She never passed the time of day with him, she was focused on her pasta.

Always five hundred grams of spaghetti, she could never be tempted by a fettuccine or a Peter’s famous spiral.

One day she surprised him by asking he would cook for her, a pasta party with Peter the Pasta Maker would go well she thought.

Peter was flattered and prepared to make Lady Macaroni his best ever pasta.

 

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Pull up a seat Photo Challenge-week 2

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Even a panda needs somewhere to sit.

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Worth A Thousand Words #32 – Darcy and Dolores

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Image: The Jolly Flatboatmen, George Caleb Bingham, 1846. National Gallery of Art.

They hadn’t always been a jolly bunch. Flatboatmen were of a particular breed. They worked hard, it wasn’t easy maneuvering

a flatboat across the water as tides and currents often manipulated the progress of the boat, and the boatmen had to work hard to get where they wanted to go.

Darcy Strong was one boatman who worked tirelessly. He had a family to support and took on as many jobs as he could. He cared little for his own well-being but only that he could provide for his growing family.

His wife, Dolores, stayed home and kept their home going. They had three kids, and Dolores had informed him that morning another was on the way. As if it wasn’t hard enough providing for the three she had, the prospect of another mouth to feed only made him more determined to work harder for them.

He loved his family, and he loved Dolores more than anything in this world. She had been the shy girl he noticed on the dock one morning awaiting with her dad as he collected his supplies from the load Darcy had helped deliver.

He struck up an awkward conversation with her, and she seemed to enjoy his attention. He met up with her a few times after work, and before long they had a relationship in which their physical desires were well and truly met.

Dolores fell pregnant, and her dad fronted Darcy when he discovered his sixteen-year-old daughter was in child with the question of what was Darcy going to do about it.

So, they married, with little idea of what they were getting into as both Darcy and Dolores had come from households where their respective parents had struggled to survive as their families grew.

Dolores quickly discovered she loved being a mother. She had a natural instinct for it, and her enthusiasm rubbed off on Darcy who was all about making life as enjoyable as possible for them both.

He determined to work hard, to provide what he could, to love and cherish Dolores no matter what fate threw at him.

So, their lives took on a cycle of work and children.

Darcy left for work each morning well before dawn and returned each evening exhausted but ever ready to help his wife with the household and family.

One day a change in fortune occurred to him.

He and the boat crew had a particularly difficult crossing as it had been raining and rain meant the rivers feeding into the lake they worked on was subject to new currents and eddies which often worked against them as they went about their work.

On this day a giant eddy developed in the middle of the lake and they found themselves caught up in it. It spun the boat out of control, and for a time it looked as though they might lose their boat if not their entire load.

Every crewman, Darcy included, worked feverishly to maintain control and in essence save themselves. It was a battle against the elements, and they eventually managed to get the boat under control and away from the perilous eddy.

Once calmed they could settle down and survey the damage. The load they were carrying had shifted, and the boat was somewhat lop-sided as it limped to shore, but thankfully no cargo had been lost.

On the shore, the owner of the cargo had watched the men valiantly working to save his merchandise. So impressed was he that upon the boat reaching the dock he produced a barrel of rum for the men to share.

Within an hour the boatmen had gone from exhausted boatmen to very jolly boatmen.

Darcy went home that night a little more the worse for wear than he might normally be. He told Dolores of his day and the adventure on-board the boat. Needless to say, she was well aware of his loosened tongue, and she quietly loved that aspect of her man.

Her jolly boatman fell asleep soon after his supper and Dolores watched as he slept and she fed the newest arrival, a bonny lassie they called Mabel.

In the morning before he left for work, Darcy would again be responsible for a new life being conceived.

 

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Thursday photo prompt: Spectral #writephoto – The Annual Feast

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It was the annual feast of St Mildred the Lingerer patron saint of ghosts, ghouls and gooblegooks and the ghosts in residence were arguing.

It appeared that Cedric the Disgraced, the twelfth-century abbot whose ghost had been committed to an eternity of floating the halls of the now derelict castle was in conflict with Randy the Inebriated who had fallen from the castle turrets during a drunken party to celebrate his twentieth birthday. Randy being new to the ghostly business and only recently been allowed to show his face among the legend of ghostly figures now cramped into the castle, or what was left of it after time had ravaged it the way that only time can.

Cedric was taking umbrage at the intrusion of Randy whom he considered disrespectful and a right Johnny-come-lately and therefore had no right to be putting his nose into the feast celebrations.

A cloud of dust rose from the spot where Cedric had stamped his ghostly foot. This caused a moments fascination as none of the other assembled ghosts could muster a breeze let alone a cloud of dust.

Randy didn’t like being a ghost, he’d have preferred to have survived the fall, but fate moved in mysterious ways, and he had to get used to existing on the top of the castle and pondering what it was that made him think leaping from the top was in any way a smart move.

After much toing and froing, the feast was organized and Cedric looking as smug as a ghost could look took the lead and led the ghosts in procession to the basement of the tower where he proceeded to give the annual feast day lecture on the life and times of the castle and of their patron, Saint Mildred.

His presentation was interrupted by the arrival of Mildred’s ghost who in her usual way scolded Cedric for referring to her as a woman of loose morals which led to her downfall in the first place.

Mildred then presented herself in all her saintly brilliance much to the applause of those assembled including Randy who wondered how he might achieve such brilliance as he found himself once again tripping on the highest turret and plunging again into the castle moat, which still ran dry.

 

 

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Reena’s Exploration Challenge #Week 54

Rejection

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I think one of the great fears that hangs over our heads is that of rejection. It comes in all forms, and when you’ve lived a fair while on this earth, you have had periods where rejection has weighed heavily upon you.

I think for me the sort of rejection you sometimes feel emanating from your children hurts the most.

Thankfully it doesn’t come all that often but when it does you find yourself sitting up wondering what it is that you are feeling and why.

I have been in what you might call two ‘real’ relationships in my life.

They were both disastrous and ended in a lot of pain and trauma.

My kids the product of my first relationship, a marriage that lasted twenty plus years are very sympathetic to my plight and subsequent life beyond those years.

After my second relationship ended my kids spoke up and told me I was not to engage with they referred to as losers. By losers they included their mother.

The result is I have spent the intervening years basically living alone. I have found that any feigned interest in another woman has resulted in the said woman fleeing from me as if I emit some sort of vibe suggesting they would be placing themselves in mortal danger having anything to do with me.

All this I have kept secret, for I know revelation will pique their interest and also bring about a degree of ridicule from them. They think I am incapable of establishing any sort of relationship let alone maintaining it.

They may be right, but it never kills the irresistible urge when you discover a woman who does show an interest in you from pursuing her. There’s a fundamental urge within us to partner, to have someone we can lean on, confide in, enjoy and share our lives with.

There is always the threat of rejection, there is always the knowledge of her and or yourself waking up to realise it’s all been a dream and she doesn’t really exit and so you have to let her fade into your memory.

For some of us possessing an inner demon, an ‘unworthy demon’ is a fact of life. So much rejection, so many attacks upon your manhood and function brings you to the point of resignation where you expect the worst thing to happen, so you steal yourself for when that hammer drops onto you.

Sadly, while this is happening, you are missing the fundamental joy of discovering a new person and embracing all they have to offer you.

I am trying to get past this demon who has for so long dominated my life.

 

(When I saw this prompt Reena, my mind went to the place above. I hope this is ok?)

 

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Tale Weaver #188 – Into the Unknown – 13th September – Lucy and the Black Wizard

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Lucy Carter was told by her mum not to go into the yard of their neighbour.

But Lucy being an adventurous girl would often find her way to the fence between her place and that of the neighbour. The neighbour was known only as Mr Johnson.

When Lucy asked her mother why she wasn’t allowed in Mr Johnson’s yard, she was told because Mr Johnson was not quite right.

It was the way her mum said it that frightened Lucy and so, she went no further than the fence and stared through the palings into Mr Johnson’s yard which was overgrown with weeds and wild fruit trees.

One day she saw a rabbit in the next yard, and it appeared to have a broken foot as it limped along. It was clear to Lucy that the rabbit needed help.

Looking around to see if her mother was watching Lucy crawled through the small hole in the bottom of the fence. She stood in Mr Johnson’s yard and looked for the rabbit.

It was a few feet away and looked startled when it saw the small girl behind him.

The rabbit scurried away, and Lucy anxious about its well-being ran after it. The rabbit disappeared behind a large orange tree, and Lucy followed.

Behind the tree, Lucy pulled up quickly. There was no rabbit, in fact, there were several rabbits sitting at a table drinking tea.

Looking up the rabbit closest said, “Glad you could make it, the tea is almost cold you know.”

Lucy was taken aback and stood still unable to move.

“No point standing there looking so gormless,” said another rabbit, “grab a cup and join us, we haven’t got all day.”

Next thing Lucy knew she was sitting at the table a steaming cup of tea in front of her.

“She’ll have to do,” announced a small rabbit to her left.

“Shame she’s so scrawny,” said another rabbit, “I don’t think she’ll have it in her.”

“What is it I have to do?” asked Lucy.

“We need you to front the black wizard,” replied a rabbit in a very hesitant voice.

“He’s evil,” said another.

“Diabolical,” cried another.

“Deadly,” whispered another.

“But why me?” asked Lucy incredulously.

“You’re the chosen one,” said a rabbit slurping his tea.

“But what do I have to do?” asked Lucy once again.

“The Black Wizard wants a rabbit every year for his stew potion, and we are not prepared to sacrifice another to his silly cause,” came an answer to her left.

“Can’t you just say no?” asked Lucy.

There was consternation around the table at her suggestion. Rabbits sipped tea, cleared their throats and looked at one another for an answer.

“Rabbits can’t say no,” came a reply, “we are compliant. We see danger heading for us, and all we can do is let it happen. There’s a lot of truth in the saying, “A rabbit in the headlights.”

“Maybe you rabbits need to show some backbone, step into the unknown and see what happens,” announced an assertive Lucy.

Just then a loud explosion was heard, a cloud of smoke appeared and before them stood the Black Wizard. Every rabbit cowered before him, Lucy could see there would be no entry into the unknown that day.

So, she stepped forward announcing her presence and her intention.

The Black Wizard bowed towards her, raised his wand and turned her into a lily pad.

 

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Three Things Challenge, 12 Sept 2018

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Today’s things are: takeaway, potatoes, pizza

Today in class Miss Teresa was looking a bit the worse for wear.

Several times she had rushed from the class leaving us alone which we didn’t mind in the least.

It turned out that last night she had a takeaway from Jerry’s Chew and Spew and she was obliging.

She’d ordered a potato chip pizza which was suss, and her guts were reacting accordingly.

Her condition did little to encourage us to buy anything from Jerry’s shop and that night when I told mum about Miss Teresa and her illness she stopped her cooking and announced that Miss Teresa had learned a valuable lesson. Needless to say, we didn’t buy anything from Jerry again.

 

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100 Word Wednesday: Week 88 – Frau Reading

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Frau Reading on her trip to town frequented the free book library but being short of stature was restricted to books on the lower shelves.

Today she spied a favourite author on a higher shelf. It was a new novel by Angus O’Critenson, and she loved Angus’ stories.

Looking around she saw no one to help her so did what she always dared herself to do. She shimmied up the shelves hanging on for dear life until she secured the sought-after volume.

Placing the book into her bag, she walked away wondering what her children might make of her behaviour.

 

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