Wordle Special Addition Taste “August 22nd, 2016” – The CWA Ladies Stall

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This week’s words: Fizzy Herb Ginger Delicate Acerbic (sour or astringent in taste) Saftig (juicy in Swedish, I just don’t like the word juicy) Buttery Garlic Honeyed Tangy Umami (a category of taste in food (besides sweet, sour, salt, and bitter), corresponding to the flavour of glutamates, especially monosodium glutamate.) Piquant (agreeably pungent or sharp in taste or flavor; pleasantly biting or tart) Seasoned Smokey Saporous (full of flavor or taste; flavorful.)

It was Esme Watson’s forty first year at the helm of the Country Women’s Association (CWA) annual cake and bake stall. For as long as Esme could remember she had been here at the Church Fete attending the CWA stall.

The CWA ladies over the years had prided themselves on their conservative approach to cooking. Nothing too delicate just good wholesome cakes and biscuits.

There was a minor uproar the year Ingrid Gutstaffson the Swedish wife of the Town Mayor turned up with a batch of what she called her saftig delights. It was agreed they didn’t meet the standards of the CWA, as you needed a spoon to eat them. CWA ladies always ate with their hands; it was considered la-di-dah to eat any other way.

Meg Johnson’s ginger and honey biscuits were always a treat. Meg swore by them as a health biscuit, low in everything including fat so they were always in great demand.

Then of course each year Glenys Towers would show up with something different, something she found in an obscure cookbook and want to thrust it on us all. Esme never fancied any of Glenys’ baking saying garlic and herbs had a place usually in a crock-pot not in a custard cream. She’d say such ingredients only made the biscuits acerbic and who wanted to munch on a sour bit of cooked dough.

Not everything at the CWA stall was a challenge. As you approached the stall your senses would be flooded with the piquant and saporous aromas of fresh cooked and baked goods all displayed prominently enticing you to fold your senses around the goods on display.

The CWA ladies also prided themselves that in all the years they had been running their stall they had never stooped to selling fizzy drink. It was always tea or coffee and nothing else. A good old cuppa with buttery scones or a slice of Harriet Jacobs’ smokey bacon never went astray.

At the far end of their tent were the seasoned and smoked goods. Hams that melted in your mouth, the umaminess enough to have you lingering over them longer than you should and coming away feeling you had put on two pounds in weight just from taking in the aromas.

Opposite the seasoned and smokey section was the dessert section where sweetness went hand in hand with the tangy aromas and tastes of the lemon filled pies and the magnificent pavlovas festooned with seasoned fruits and loads of meringue and cream each one a potential heart attack from the cholesterol alone.

Like most years the stall was a raging success. By days end a few ginger cakes and the odd honey baked muffin were all that remained. Esme closed the stall up feeling once again the CWA Ladies had done the fete proud.

 

Written for: https://mindlovemiserysmenagerie.wordpress.com/2016/08/22/wordle-special-addition-taste-august-22nd-2016/

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Moral Mondays: “Always be on your best behavior”

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Mum wanted to be on the Church Board and invited the Vicar to dinner. We were all told to be on our best behavior.

The vicar was a stodgy man and thought himself superior to us.  My brother John was fascinated with the mannerisms and the Vicar had plenty. He pursed his lips and continuously flicked back his hair.

Mum’s worst nightmare was John copying the Vicar. Mum was fuming and when the Vicar left her wrath rained down on John. He was on chores until Mum heard she had been elected and then all was forgiven.

 

Written for: https://moralmondays.wordpress.com/2016/08/21/moral-mondays-always-be-on-your-best-behavior/

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Writing Prompt #173 “Collage 28” – I Miss You – Not

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It was the door slamming

Alerting me to your departure.

Shallow boy, shallow love.

Like a fool I wrote you songs

Sang them with passion

Thinking you were the one.

On long walks you took paper boats

Folded in idleness but set afloat

With expectation, genuine wishes

For tomorrow to be a better day.

But that day never arrived

You escaped, took the easy way

Left without a word

Leaving me images of you

A false god

In a false world.

 

Written for: https://mindlovemiserysmenagerie.wordpress.com/2016/08/21/writing-prompt-173-collage-28/

 

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#NoirWednesday: the small house

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Picture by: Stephen Tanham

It was a house like any other house. A little house over a bridge, doing what little houses over bridges did. Only it wasn’t.

This house long thought to be a small house in which shelter could be sought when crossing the bridge held a dark and sinister secret.

So dark and sinister that it curled the hair of straight haired people and straighten the hair of the curly headed.

People avoided it if they could, which made it hard if you wanted to cross the river in the most direct way.

The house was one in which murder was a preferred event. Once the location for birthday and anniversary celebrations it also had a dark and dangerous past. Every birthday, every celebration was marked with death. Be it poisoned cake, exploding candles or spiked drinks there wasn’t a single event anyone could remember where death hadn’t visited.

Its reputation never stopped people from hiring it. Some thought they did so to dispose of the unwanted guests they invited. But death they discovered did discriminate. You could invite your worst enemy but that didn’t mean death would do you the courtesy of complying with your wishes. So often you would be disappointed to find your grandad dead in his chair and your worse enemy still eating everything in sight.

But its quaint history and dark past became part of the local folklore. It became a significant part of the towns tourism trade. The President of the towns Tourism Guild prided herself on a rich knowledge of the little house’s past and present. That was until she was found dead, suffocated by her own speeches, stuff down her throat. It was a sad end one that was most mourned. After her funeral the Guild met again and another President was elected. And so the little house breathed a sigh of relief and awaited its time.

 

Written for: https://stevetanham.wordpress.com/2016/08/17/noirwednesday-the-small-house/

 

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SoCS Aug. 20/16 – date

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On my first date she demanded I not stand so close. My after-shave she said was offensive. This was the same after-shave my daughters had given me with the thought that I needed to wear plenty as I needed all the help I could get.

Miraculously she agreed to a second date. This time I didn’t wear my after-shave and she remarked that I had a very musty smell about me of clothes not aired but locked away in my wardrobe. Again she wanted an arm’s length between us. Our conversation was always great. We chatted on all topics and on most we agreed.

To prove miracles can happen she agreed to a third date. We set the date for the following Saturday. Dinner at the Date Lovers Bar and Grill, a movie, A Date in Tuscany and after we went to the Daters Bar in the down town precinct.

It was a wonderful evening, she snuggled up close all night said I smelt arousing and all was looking good.

Just as I thought it was going to be a memorable end to our evening she reminded me that it was the date of her mum’s death and immediately went into a period grief I could do very little about. Tears flowed, stories were told, a past grief relived and tissues used.

In the end she asked to be taken home so I obliged. She said she’d ring about another date. I haven’t heard from her.

I figure there are only so many dates you can go on before it hits you in the face that the one you are with is not the date for you.

 

Written for: https://lindaghill.com/2016/08/19/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-aug-2016/

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Microfiction challenge #10: Far far away

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Image to inspire a fairy tale by – Theodore Kittelsen

 

The boy had travelled far in his quest to reach the golden city. It was his third attempt. The previous attempts it had rained and made the creeks and river impossible to cross. He began to wonder if the sight of the city, away on the horizon was nothing more than an illusion.

But last night he had been visited in a dream by his fairy godmother. She told him to be strong, to persevere to reach his goal would take great inner strength.

There was one last mountain range to navigate, one last raging stream to cross. He found a bridge but the troll like bridge keeper demanded a high price. He had little to bargain with save himself and the troll saw only the skin and bones, hardly worth bothering about.

He let the boy pass thinking he wouldn’t last long anyway, let the crows pick his bones clean.

Around a bend in the road he saw the gates to the golden city. A woman stood nearby whom he recognized from his dream.

“Welcome,” she said. She stretched out her hand and took his in hers. The boy was immediately filled with warmth and strength. He felt renewed, his flagging energy reinvigorated.

He laid his constant companion, walking stick, at the entrance to the city, stepped into a new life as around him wonders never realized surrounded him.

 

 

Written for: https://janedougherty.wordpress.com/2016/08/19/microfiction-challenge-10-far-far-away/

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On Popular Demand – Lets gather around for some ghost stories

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Its 3am, the floor boards creak

the sound of footsteps

across the lounge room floor

I look but no one is up.

I’m reminded of my children

telling me of the white haired lady

coming into their bedroom,

often sitting on the end of their bed.

I’m sure it is their grandmother

come to see they are alright.

It’s true what they say

the dead are with us

just in another room.

 

Written for: http://www.adashofsunny.com/on-popular-demand-lets-gather-around-for-some-ghost-stories-8/

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Friday Night Music Prompt # 56: The Mary Ellen Carter by Stan Rogers

It was the news no one imagined

In the middle of the night

Out of nowhere

The knock on the door.

The burly policeman

The man who had seen it all

Tears on his cheeks

Knowing the impact his words were to have

He said them slowly

Watched her crumble

Buckle under the strain of his news.

She lay in bed for days

Could not be coaxed out

Could not be urged to eat.

In a daze she went through the ritual of last rites

Shook a hundred hands

Received a thousand message

All saying we love you.

A month past, her life on hold

Thinking there was no tomorrow

That this was how it would be

Floating in a vacuum

No feeling, no hope,

Depression they muttered so she might not hear.

Then she woke up

Thought what would he want

Knowing he’d be cross to think

She wallowed in pity

Wanted to stop living.

She dragged herself up,

Dressed and went out

Alone in the park, breathing deeply the air

Planned a new start, cleaned up her life

Took out his memory

Placed it high on the shelf

Where he watched her

As she slowly drew strength

To rise again

Find her own dreams

Honour his name, live again.

‘I’m going to be

The woman he loved

I’m going to rise,

Going to be me.’

 

Written for: https://mindlovemiserysmenagerie.wordpress.com/2016/08/19/friday-night-music-prompt-56-the-mary-ellen-carter-by-stan-rogers/

 

 

 

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Thursday photo prompt – Glimpsed – #writephoto

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The phone had rung several times that week. Each time it was my uncle wanting to talk to my mother. As brother and sister they had always been close but in recent times they had drifted apart, mum preferring not to talk with her brother who had come off the rails and was now living with a woman she disliked on the edge of town.

Mum refused to speak to him saying she’d call him back. She never did.

So he kept ringing and my dad on the second last time said he didn’t sound so good so maybe you’d better speak to him. She turned away, used to her brother and his manipulative ways.

I liked my uncle, he was a lovable larrikin, a man who had his fair share of life’s traumas. He discovered what happens when you test the law, he found out the hard way what a woman could do to a vulnerable and damaged man. Despite his flaws he was my uncle and I always believed family stood for something. But mum was a stubborn woman and refused to discuss her brother with anyone.

The last time he rang dad said he sounded desperate. Pleaded to speak to mum. She looked away and turned on the TV.

The next day his partner rang. He had taken his life.

We packed up amidst the eerie quiet of this news.

My mother never said a word. She sat beside dad in the car looking ahead, her mind obviously in a place none of us were privy to.

They never let me see him. We stayed with my uncle’s neighbour’s. From my room I could see the window to his bedroom.

As I turned out my light I looked across at his window, there for a split second was my uncle, looking out at me. I screamed not knowing what to do.

My parents comforted me to settle that night, but I know what I saw, a glimpse of my uncle saying his farewell to me.

 

My entry this week is inspired by the following post:

https://mandysmithsthoughts.com/2016/08/18/homegrown-mental-illness/

 

 

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Tale Weaver #81 /Fairy Tale August 18 – Magic Fruit – Wanda’s Revenge, Sort of!!

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Image Mara Eastern: Used with permission

Just down the way past the mushroom field and beyond the meadow lay the orchard in the land of the fairies. In each of these areas there lived fairies of the ilk who propagated their respective landscapes. Mushroom fairies looked after and nurtured the mushroom fields, dark and mysterious places where only the brave might venture and the meadow fairies known for their flippant nature, carefree attitudes and bad breath.

The orchard fairies were a particularly nasty bunch of fairies. They protected their crops with fierce determination and would quite happily shoot you if they thought you were trespassing in their orchards.

They were also afflicted with the most horrible names. Mansypansy Ottoman and Sleasypeasy Georgieboy owned the first of the apple, orange and cumquat orchards. Neither fairy liked anyone and were often times reluctant to sell their produce as they didn’t consider anyone but themselves worthy of it. But it was their livelihood they reminded each other and life they had decided long ago was more than an apple a day.

One day they were approached by the Wanda the Wicked Witch of the East. She wanted a dozen red apples, a dozen orange oranges and a baker’s dozen of cumquats.

Such a small order that Ottoman said no. Georgieboy said maybe. Then the two fairies fought it out as was their way when disputes arose.

Ottoman being the elder always won. He was about to say no once again when Wanda pointed her wand at him. Before he knew it he had her order packaged and boxed, packed onto her wagon and was waving her goodbye saying to call by anytime. Both fairies looked at each other thanking the other for his assistance.

Wanda had a need for these pieces of fruit. From her satchel,that she always carried with her, she took a small vial of poison and let a few drops fall on three respective pieces of fruit.

Wanda was a cantankerous witch and needed revenge on the blackandbrindle smith fairies over by the sludge pond. One in particular was a sassy young fairy, who in her leather apron cut a fine figure among the usually dour and subdued blackandbrindle smith fairies. She was Roastytoasty Katey fairy who according to Wanda was way out of line in not paying Wanda her protection money. Katey was the only fairy who stood up to Wanda and Wanda was about to put her in her place.

As a witch Wanda was also very good at disguise and approached Katey as the morning tea lady and knowing Katey had a liking for fresh fruit temped her with her apples, oranges and cumquats.

It wasn’t long after Wanda’s visit that Katey was found asleep on the coal heap and couldn’t be awakened. Covered in coal dust she was hardly a sleeping beauty but slept for the best part of two years before she awakened when Mansypansy Ottoman came to ask for a new pitchfork, tripped over the feet of the sleeping Katey and landed with his lips on hers. Katey woke up, looked around, screamed at the sight of Ottoman lying on top of her and promptly hit him with a piece of particularly dirty coal leaving Ottoman a blacked fairy much to his disgust.

It was the start of a beautiful relationship one that puzzled many and satisfied no one.

 

Written for: https://mindlovemiserysmenagerie.wordpress.com/2016/08/18/tale-weaver-81-fairy-tale-august-18-magic-fruit/

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