Haibun Monday # 22: (Extra)Ordinary Days – Daughter’s Birthday

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For this week’s prompt, think about a moment of your typical day (first person singular). This can be your morning routine, commute, day in the office, a walk in the afternoon, household chores, grocery shopping, gardening etc. Here’s the challenge: write and find the “extra” in your ordinary day.

I’ve awoken to another glorious spring day, sun shining, birds singing, my youngest daughter’s birthday. Tonight she will be travelling from across town for dinner and I’m cooking two meals she likes. One is in the slow cooker and it’s a recipe I haven’t cooked before. My daughter’s words echo in my head: “Follow the recipe dad and make a shit load.” So I stand at the kitchen bench, recipe in hand and decide to double everything. It’s to be a massaman beef curry and firstly I cut the beef making sure the bits aren’t too big, then bag them and cover them in flour. All the other ingredients I pile into the slow cooker, the onions, the quartered baby potatoes, the curry paste the coconut cream. Liquid ingredients follow and before long when mixed I’m looking at a meal that already has my tongue salivating. I set the cooker onto high having received that hint from the recipe and after an hour I’ll turn it down and let it do what it does so by tonight the meal will be cooked and my kitchen smell good enough to eat. I love the thrill of doing something new, the expectation of success, the terrifying thought of what to do if it doesn’t work out.

 

love extends today

we gather to celebrate

spring awakens us

 

Written for: https://dversepoets.com/2016/10/03/haibun-monday-22-extraordinary-days/

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Wordle #123 “October 3rd, 2016” – Tommy Guttersnipe

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This week’s words:Guttersnipe (Noun. A person belonging to or characteristic of the lowest social group in a city. A street urchin.) Chorus Birdcage Spectral Late Break Dusk Serve Crow’s mile (The walk of the condemned to the place of his execution.) Button Brawl Inertia

There was a certain irony in Tommy Guttersnipe frequenting the Crow’s Mile tavern each Saturday afternoon. Tommy wasn’t the most celebrated customer at the Crow’s Mile as its regular patrons came to understand that by the time dusk descended on the Crow’s Mile Tommy would have had a few too many and invariably a brawl would occur.

It is fair to say it wasn’t always Tommy’s fault. The Crow’s Mile was set up in such a way that at one end there was a large screen TV with whatever football game was on and at the other end another big screen TV with the Saturday afternoon races to be bet on.

Tommy had the misfortune to have the most spectral like face you could imagine. It did help when he played poker but in every day activities is was more liability than asset. His face could frighten you when he suddenly appeared at your elbow demanding you buy him a beer.

Around him at this stage of the day there would be a chorus of voices calling on the bartender to stop serving Tommy or eject him as he had the unfortunate knack of pressing the buttons of far too many patrons especially late in the day when they needed a break from anything that might cause tension as many had blown there pocket money on either the football or the races and wanted to be left alone to think of a suitable excuse for when they got home.

Tommy would retire to a far corner where a stuffed crow sat in an old birdcage and there Tommy would regale the bird with the story of the inertia that was his life. The bird listened and never answered back, never called for him to be ejected and mostly appeared sympathetic to Tommy Guttersnipe’s miserable life.

By closing time Tommy was a crying drunk and would stagger out the door of the Crow’s Mile and with the help of a patron or two he’d be pointed in the direction of his house. Tommy with his face looking more spectral than ever, would wander towards his house singing the chorus of whatever the last song playing in the Crow’s Mile was, taking only a break long enough to draw breath.

When he reached his house, late into the night, and opened the door of his run down hovel, the community breathed a sigh of relief.

 

Written for: https://mindlovemiserysmenagerie.wordpress.com/2016/10/03/wordle-123-october-3rd-2016/

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Writing Prompt October 2nd: Take the Heat! – Here Comes The Sun

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*Image found HERE

‘Tis the season down my way

for the sun to be a comin’

warming the land, warming our hearts

Giving the weeds the boost they need

Keeping us hopping in our gardens.

It’s the time to look forward

Embrace the magic of a future.

The long winter hibernation is over

Sunlit days stretch ahead,

Love is there in the hearts of men and women

The mating season is underway

Lovers coyly size each other up,

Courting rituals begin

Feathers are ruffled and finery displayed,

There is just cause to be optimistic.

From early morning to last thought at night

One’s lover is forefront in thought.

The need to connect so strong

We reach out to surprise and thrill

Uttering proclamations,

Promises of undying love,

Commitments to last a life time.

Why?

We crave connection, belonging,

Knowing someone loves us

Listens and is moved by the passion we display.

Confidence grows, we push forward

Embracing what’s been missing these cold barren months

Enfolding yourself in the warmth and care of a loved one.

Trust.

Priceless when you have it.

You grasp and treasure

The moments you have.

 

Written for: https://mindlovemiserysmenagerie.wordpress.com/2016/10/02/writing-prompt-october-2ndtake-the-heat

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SoCS Oct. 1/16 – “awkward”

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I was fortunate recently to be in attendance at the annual convention for the socially awkward. You wouldn’t say it was a loud affair. It’s hard to imagine a lot of noise at these things apart from the clearing of throats, in case someone does actually ask you something, to the shuffle of chairs and the polite applause following each speaker’s awkward presentation.

The most challenging part of any convention such as this is in the interludes between events as we are all expected to gather round the coffee and tea tables and make polite if not hesitantly awkward conversation to people feeling pretty much the same as us.

It’s not unusual to see a lot of us standing against the wall our mobile phones in hand making it look as though the most terribly important business is being conducted all designed to allow us not to interact.

The one thing that fascinates me about the convention is why so many turn up. Awkward people are not extroverts nor do they like crowds. I reflected on why I attended when I felt like a fish out of water all weekend. I think there is the possibility, remote as it now seems, that I might meet a person with whom I might be able to converse. Trouble is most if not all are as tongue tied as I am. So conversation in itself is far more challenging than we imagine.

But I’m sure I’ll go along next year for if nothing else the sushi is always the best and the name tags discrete enough so not to be embarrassing that anyone might actually remember who we are.

 

Written for: https://lindaghill.com/2016/09/30/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-oct-116/

 

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Microfiction challenge #16: Lovers – Felix and Jane

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Image: ‘Lovers’ by Felix Nussba

Felix and Jane hurried through the cold winter night. Every so often he would stop and look behind hoping not to see the glint of Jane’s father’s gun.

The discovery of their affair had not met with any favour from Jane’s father. He was not happy and ordered Felix to leave his house and never return and never see his daughter again.

Over the next week they met secretly and planned tonight’s escape. Eloping would not be easy as it also meant leaving their village to never again return.

Jane was conflicted by their decision but her love for Felix had won out, she couldn’t imagine life without him. She had packed a few meagre things which she now carried close to her chest.

With Felix beside her and his arm around her she felt safe, protected and determined to reach their destination. But like Felix she feared her father’s wrath.

Tonight they would become husband and wife, the little church and minister were waiting for them.

Jane huddled in close to the man she wanted to be with, the chilly wind whipped around them but each step was a step closer to a new life.

 

Written for: https://janedougherty.wordpress.com/2016/09/30/microfiction-challenge-16-lovers/

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Friday Night Music Prompt #62: Never Too Late for Love & Keep Me in Your Heart by Warren Zevon

Thomas lived in hope.

His hair dressing salon was small, one assistant

But he knew one day his break would come.

He dreamed of a salon where his assistants did nude haircuts of a Friday.

But his current assistant, Mary, the 63-year-old virgin was never going to make a blow wave worthwhile.

 

Richard lived in hope.

His florist shop was small with also one assistant.

He cut and arranged in the hope of better days.

He dreamed of a thriving business where he catered to the floral needs of every high-end client.

But his chain smoking assistant, Athol, blowing smoke in every customer’s face was not going to sell any roses.

 

Harold lived in hope.

His bar at the end of the High Street had one tired old assistant.

He shouted his mates, he had happy hour or two, he was congenial.

He dreamed of a packed bar where everyone’s hurt was forgotten.

He served every drink imaginable in the hope of increasing his clientele.

But his slovenly assistant white-anted his every effort taking away his spirit in every way.

 

Thomas, Richard and Harold met the first Friday of the month

They discussed business, hopes and dreams

Every step forward was celebrated

They were men of hope, a tad delusional, but who said dreams had to be real?

Including ways of eliminating their respective assistants, but cheap labour was hard to find.

 

Written for: https://mindlovemiserysmenagerie.wordpress.com/2016/09/30/friday-night-music-prompt-62-never-too-late-for-love-keep-me-in-your-heart-by-warren-zevon/

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Thursday photo prompt – Lights #writephoto

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It was close to midnight and across the creek the Jamison’s were settling for the night. The four of us were growing impatient huddling under the bridge waiting for them to turn off the lights, the signal it was time.

The park lights gave us another light to see our way to the basement window, always open, through which we’d crawl and then squeeze together around the central heater which chugged its way through the freezing night but we didn’t care as we’d learned to sleep against its constant clatter.

Jacko would hold up his hand for us to stop moving. He’d listen and not hearing anything would shovel in two lots of coal to keep it burning hot and we’d settle for the night.

As the first strands of dawn spread across the landscape Miriam the house maid would rattle on the basement door, her signal for us to depart. We’d take a deep breath and crawl out into the cold and find our way to under the bridge where we had a few cardboard boxes to keep us out of the cold.

The cycle of our lives would start again, shivering until the sun found us, scrounging in the village for anything that resembled food then back under the bridge and pray the wind didn’t blow as the draught would chill us to the bone. At least were dry Jacko would say, it could always be worse.

Written for: https://scvincent.com/2016/09/29/thursday-photo-prompt-lights-writephoto/

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Tale Weaver #87 September 29th Lost in a Foreign Land – Angle’s Alley

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Weave a tale in which you as a traveller are lost in a foreign city and you find help from an unlikely source.

Where are you going?

How did you get lost?

Who is it that helps you?

What do you learn about this person?

My first morning in Showpattie was eventful. I emerged from the hotel and walked into a thick as thick fog.

Knowing the weather was not conducive to sightseeing I decide to find my way to the Museum and spend my morning there hoping the fog would clear for an afternoon of wandering the city.

I’d memorised the pathway. Turn left and then at the first corner a right turn and across the lights a left and I should be outside the museum.

The fog was thicker than I anticipated and trying to remember the route whilst being jostled by the morning workers quickly disorientated me.

Hands came from all around me, pushing me this way and that. Finally when I was sure I was all but at the museum and hand grabbed my arm and pushed me into a doorway. I hit the wall and was dazed momentarily but stopped to gather my bearings.

I realised where I was standing was not the museum. I was at the top of a narrow alleyway, which stretched away down a steep hill. There was no fog here. Being able to see where I was going was a benefit I decided to take. I started walking down the hill looking at the quaint shops lining the alleyway.

Almost immediately a man stepped in front of me wanting to know why I was there.

He looked very intimidating and I said I was lost trying to find the museum. He looked at me with a very doubtful air.

“No museum around here mate. Who are you looking for?”

“The museum!” I protested. Looking back the entrance to the alleyway had disappeared and now the strangest of people seemed to be walking up and down the alleyway in and out of shops conversing in hushed tones and looking at me as if sensing the intruder I was.

“You need the Newtant,” he announced and within seconds he had led me to a small red door in a tall blue building. He knocked several times on the door as if using a secret code. The door opened and I was pushed through.

Inside was a large open space with at one end a man sitting on a large throne like seat.

“Come, come,” the man exclaimed. “Up close my eye sight isn’t what it once was.”

I stood before this man who looked ancient. He was licking his lips, blinking severely at me and then looked at the desk in front of him. “Looking for the museum,” he read then looked down at me scrutinising me even more. I was feeling more unsteady than ever by now.

“Yes.” I stammered.

“Lost?”

“Yes.”

“Happens a lot. Fog out there today?”

“Yes.”

“I’m the Newtant and you are?”

“Brian.”

“Pleased to meet you.”

“What exactly is a Newtant?”

“I’m a finder of lost things. You being a lost thing, I have found you or rather someone has found you and sent you to me. My job is to return you to where you came from.”

“Thank you I’d appreciate that.”

“No problem just a bit of fiddling to do. You aren’t the first to find yourself in Angle’s Alley. One alley looks like any other doesn’t it.’ Then looking at me he muttered: “Bloody tourists.”

“Can’t you just point me in the right direction and I’ll be on my way?”

“Wish I could. Be so simple wouldn’t it. Doesn’t work that way.”

“It doesn’t?”

“No you crossed over you see. Showpattie is one of these places where several dimensions exist at the same time. You’re in my dimension now, magic, spells, potions and crap like that.”

“What’s this place called?”

”Angle’s Alley, didn’t I already say that?”

“Oh yes you did.”

“Good now you need to drink this and cross your fingers it works.”

“What will it do to me?”

“Give you a bit of a jolt, then a buzz then you’ll feel floaty and when you wake up a bit rummy.”

“Rummy?”

“Yes you’ll understand when you wake up. Now drink up.”

The Newtant handed me a small vial of purple liquid and watched as I drank it down. It had no taste thankfully but what he said I’d experience I did, simultaneously.

When I woke up I was in my room in the hotel. Pinned to my chest was the hotel’s address and my room number.

I lay there a minute, taking in what was now obviously the rummy he had told me about, before noticing another piece of paper on which were laid out very clearly the exact directions to the museum.

On the bottom of the note was:

Lovely to have met you

Regards

The Newtant.

 

Written for: https://mindlovemiserysmenagerie.wordpress.com/2016/09/29/tale-weaver-87-september-29th-lost-in-a-foreign-land/

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Heeding Haiku With Chèvrefeuille September 28th 2016 Imagine That Haibun

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We’ve reached the lake after a half day’s travel. We are so pleased to put our backpacks down, laden as they are with our food and drink.

The journey has been so worth it. Ahead of us stretches the most beautiful of vistas. The lake reflecting the blue of the sky, the peaceful illusion of the water stretching out into an infinity.

We picked the arrival of spring to make this trek. Around us nature is replenishing from the long hard winter, the grasses sprouting green and returning the hillside to a renewed lustre.

In front welcoming us to this spot is the bench built so long ago from timbers felled nearby and positioned to allow the maximum view to be taken in. We rest our weary bodies, settle back to relax against the old hardwood back, draw from our packs our sandwiches and drinks. For a while we soak in the midday sun, saying little but capturing forever the scene in front of us. Our conversation covers the plan to walk the lake, camp nearby and generally take as many photographs as we can for we know we may not come by this way again.

arriving gob smacked

spring gives us unmatched beauty

basking without words

 

Written for: https://mindlovemiserysmenagerie.wordpress.com/2016/09/28/heeding-haiku-with-chevrefeuille-september-28th-2016-imagine-that-haibun/

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Wordle #122 “September 26th, 2016” – The Good Reverend

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This week’s words: Shibboleth (Noun. A peculiarity of pronunciation, behavior, mode of dress, etc., that distinguishes a particular class or set of persons. A slogan; catchword. A common saying or belief with little current meaning or truth.) Petal Rescind Density Void Stagger Hinge Spirit Gloam (Noun. Twilight) Kyrkogrim (refer to the Wikipedia page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_Grim) Black Tweed

 

The Good Reverent stood in his church pulpit resplendent in his Shibboleth of black tweed. His fingers crossed as he surveyed his ever-dwindling congregation. High above him in the church bell tower the kyrkogrim belched loudly as it snacked on the left over bacon rind the Good Reverend’s wife had cooked that morning. Thankfully for most of the congregation only the Good Reverend heard the kyrkogrim and he was grateful for that.

The Good Reverend had done his research on the kyrkogrim and discovered that in his neck of the woods the kyrkogrim was indeed a small dark skinned creature who loved to hang about in the bell tower and at times give an unholy tug on the bell rope usually at some ungodly hour thus waking all within earshot. The locals considered their church haunted by an unhappy spirit. They were far more likely to accept this if he/she/it rang the bells in the gloam when so many of them were roamin’ in the gloamin’ taking in the evening air.

But they were never to be so lucky as the kyrkogrim did in fact have a hinge loose and an axe to grind with every local who spoke ill of it. And that was most folk especially after the 3am ringing of the bell.

The Good Reverend would look up into the void of the bell tower, give a slight shake of his head to suggest he was not pleased only to stagger backwards as usually a collection of hymn books would suddenly rain down upon him.

After Sunday services if the kyrkogrim had been particularly obnoxious the Good Reverend would climb into the bell tower to have a word with the offending kyrkogrim. The kyrkogrim was always making promises to behave. ‘Settle Petal.” He would say to the Good Reverend. Then go on a long spiel about rights, wrongs and all things in-between before suggesting that all threats previously made by the Good Reverend be rescinded and they start over again. After all he would argue the density of the kyrkogrim population was close to extinction and did the Good Reverent want on his consciousness the fact that he could very well drive the last of the kyrkogrims into the gloaming never to return.

“Isn’t your life richer for my being in it?” he would ask his voice faltering as if overcome with emotion. The Good Reverend would think to himself; “What a load of shibboleth!!” Then he would turn his back and climb back down the ladder from the bell tower vowing to not let the kyrkogrim get to him like he did.

So as not to be staggered too much by the demands of having such a creature in his bell tower the Good Reverend made it a point to always leave a rasher of bacon out for his kyrkogrim for he may be a hinge short of a good door but he was his kyrkogrim and he liked it that way.

 

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