Image: Dawn Miller
“It’s always the same isn’t it when we go out,” she said.
“What’s always the same?” he replied sipping his coffee.
“The way you order. It’s always the large size for you and small for me.”
“It isn’t. You are exaggerating.”
“No, I’m not, it’s true. We go for coffee and look, you order a large for yourself and small for me.”
“But you always say you don’t want too much. So, I’m looking out for you.”
“Well, I’m just saying you do this without ever asking me if I feel like a larger size or not.”
“Well in future I’ll ask then.”
“It’s manners don’t you think?”
“Are you saying I’m impolite?”
“Sometimes you just don’t think.”
“That’s insulting, I do think and I think about you all the time.”
“Well that’s the issue, isn’t it. You think about me but never ask me.”
“Oh, for goodness sake, lunch is here now eat up, I ordered you the chopped liver.”
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!”
Written for: https://flashfictionforaspiringwriters.wordpress.com/2017/04/24/fffaw-challenge-week-of-april-25-2017/
Morpethroad 
That would make a great comedy sketch on TV. He’d be wearing the liver if he ordered it for me 😀
Yikes! I would not like that at all! I hope she is able to order some dessert for herself after that meal.
I hope so too. Thanks for stopping by.
hahahahahaha hilarious! If I had a dollar… Really enjoyed this story!
Thanks joy, glad you enjoyed my tale
Hahahaha! I was really thinking this lady was rude until the next to the last line! I think I would take that chopped liver and decorate his head with it. Hahaha! Great story, Michael!
LOL….yes I can imagine such a thing happening….hope you are doing well today Joy..
Thank you Michael. I am doing well. I hope you are too!
Funny! 😁 I thought she was perhaps overreacting…until the end.
Thanks Cathy, sadly there are people like the guy in this story, come to think of it, there are women too…
Yes, for sure being a jerk isn’t synonymous with being male. 🙂
Haha! Really enjoyed reading this! 🙂
Thanks SW, glad you could stop by..
Chopped liver! You’d be dumped with a capital D! Lol
I would hope so…lol
LOL! Definitely felt the emotions of both characters.
Thank you so much..
You’ve portrayed them both well.
Thanks Dawn..