Whiteout Wednesday #9 –

She was the kind of woman who is infused with beauty and light and a loving reality emanating from an equally loving universe.

She was the comfortable woman

He was the kind of man tired, middle-aged, balding pushing a baby carriage I feel a wave of pity for the poor, toad-like bastard.

He was the kind of “I don’t really want more kids” man

She was the kind of woman who slept with rock stars, movie stars and sports legends You measure up nicely

She was the kind of stab you in the heart woman

He was the kind of man who’s incapable of anything resembling warmth, love and intimacy, I have money a lot of money

He was the kind of you’ll never want for anything man.

The original text:

CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #362

She was the kind of woman who said, “I hope this special day is infused with beauty and light and that all your hopes and dreams crystalize into a loving reality emanating from an equally loving universe.” He would have been more comfortable if she just said, “Happy birthday.”

He was the kind of man who said, “Whenever I see one of those tired, middle-aged, balding schmucks pushing a baby carriage down Montana Avenue behind his thirty-year old, yoga-fied, Pilate- sized, armoire shopping, second wife, I can’t help but feel a wave of pity for the poor, toad-like bastard.” She would have been more comfortable if he just said, “I don’t really want more kids.”

She was the kind of woman who said, “What difference does it make if I’ve slept with rock stars, movie stars and sports legends? You measure up quite nicely to all those guys.” He would have been more comfortable if she just said, “Stand still while I stab you in the heart with my intrauterine device.”

He was the kind of man who said, “I’m a worn-out, emotional wreck who’s incapable of anything resembling warmth, love and intimacy, but I have a lot of money and you’ll never want for anything.” She would have been more comfortable if he just said…. No, actually, she was entirely comfortable with the way he put it.

 

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