Today’s #maydays prompt it’s time to capture an epic battle.
The adversaries eyed each other off across the battlefield
It was going to be epic, it was going to long
Both sides fancied themselves
They came with determination and purpose
To pulverise each other.
The standoff was momentary
The warrior in the Iron Man costume lunged forward
Arms flaying about
Intent on landing the first blow.
The old grey battle weary knight
Held him off, parrying with his arm
The Iron Man was knocked down
He called for help and his trusty aid
The brave and fearless Prince William
Leapt to the fore
Arms and feet both swinging.
The handsome Prince at the strategic moment
Deployed his deadly weapon
His snotty nose he rubbed against the grey haired knight.
The knight recoiled in horror
Prince William retreated, aware of his deadly strike
The Ironman was on his feet coming in for the kill
But the grey knight knocked him from his course
He fell again, calling for his Prince who charged in
But was pinned to the floor along side the Ironman.
Both warriors were stuck when:
“ Grandad will you stop making all that racket with the boys? Jack get up and leave Grandad alone, William wiping your snotty nose on Grandad’s arm is simple disgusting.”
When their mother left the warriors three
Looked at each other.
One sniggered to the other
It was fun they all agreed.
So now it was time for the grey haired knight
To ride off into the sunset
As his trusty Toyota awaited.