Image courtesy S Writings…..
What are you thinking Bernie?
Trying not to Ralph.
How so?
Well look at me.
You look fine Ralph.
It’s the flowers Bernie; I’m not a flower bovine.
You think you got it bad they painted hearts all over me.
They suit you; you’re a hearts sort of bull.
You don’t know me so well do you? Not a romantic bellow in me.
Oh I don’t know you did ok with that Clarabelle.
She was coming on to me what was I to do.
Well as I understand it you did as was expected.
That’s just nature man, its what comes naturally.
Well think how those little heifers are going to go for you now.
You know Mabel, Mabel the mooer?
Oh yeah Mabel the moo queen, what about her.
She said I ever get a tat of any kind I could kiss goodbye anything to do with her.
Don’t worry, there’s a new one in the south paddock.
Really? Might amble over, flash a bloom or two her way.
Go for it man….
Written for: https://flashfictionforaspiringwriters.wordpress.com/2016/03/28/fffaw-week-of-3-29-2016/
Morpethroad 
Hahahaha! This really made me laugh, Michael. LOL!! I think he should amble over there and check out that heifer! Hahahaha! Too cute!
Ah Joy a woman who thinks like me. Have a good day.
Hahahaha!
Extremely funny Michael. Thinking of how living Bulls might talk or sound and deal with their new coat of paint.
Thank you Mandi I imagine they would speak in very low tones with the occasional bellow…
Haha, especially if they were talking about which ‘cow’ they were trying to get. Very low tones indeed. Until the cow walked by 🙂
At that point I think they’d get lower… It’s a boy sort of thing Mandi…lol
Hahah. Cute.
Thanks John…
Tats are a slippery slope. One just never enough!
So they tell me. Thanks for stopping by.
Very funny. The dialogue’s great – highly enjoyable, Michael!
Thank you Sonya appreciate you stopping by.
This one certainly made my day 🙂 great job!
Thanks Angie, hope you are doing well today…
So Funny!
Thank you so much.
Bloody brilliant and entertaining! Well done and most appreciated! You truly have a gift for conversation among your creations 😀
Thank you Pat, sometimes they speak to me and sometimes they don’t…..
the nature of the characters 😉
Check your email, you have a message…and another will arrive today…
thank you Michael …. have just been and seen and responded 😉
Got it I’ll respond later
no problems worries or hurries 😉
Tomorrow Pat, my son has his BD tonight, kids coming over for dinner….
I hope that all was wonderful for the celebrations 😀
What a fun read! 🙂
What a fun photo….thanks so much…
🙂
LOL… Bull tats… who’d’ve thunk it!
Who would Loretta, thanks for stopping by.
Hilarious! I love the dialogue. Sounds like there could be a new moo queen taking over. 🙂
Thank you Jessi as always I appreciate your comment. Have a lovely day.
I love the conversation – so creative 🙂
Thank you glad you enjoyed it.
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LMAO..! good one.. 🙂 🙂
Thank you Su….glad to give you a laugh…
Cute and funny story.
XD
Thank you 😀
lol you do realise this puts new meaning to the saying ‘full of the bull’ those two sure have it in spades, Love it!
Thanks Juls so happy to not pull the bull over your eyes…lol
Have a great day.
These voices are such fun! Have you ever participated in the Bartleby Snopes All-Dialogue contest(http://www.bartlebysnopes.com/contests.htm)? You’ve got that formula down well.
Oh, I really love this! Totally delightful and I could almost hear it all!
Thank you so happy in your response.
You’re welcome!
This is simply magical!!!
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Shadow Realities
Thank you Sam. That’s a lovely comment.
That was really fun!
Very cute, Michael. Put a little smile on my face this morning 🙂
Thank you Maryruth, a smile is a lovely way to start your day….
How delightful 😄
Thank you