FFfAW – Week of 3-29-2016 – Bernie and Ralph.

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Image courtesy S Writings…..

What are you thinking Bernie?

Trying not to Ralph.

How so?

Well look at me.

You look fine Ralph.

It’s the flowers Bernie; I’m not a flower bovine.

You think you got it bad they painted hearts all over me.

They suit you; you’re a hearts sort of bull.

You don’t know me so well do you? Not a romantic bellow in me.

Oh I don’t know you did ok with that Clarabelle.

She was coming on to me what was I to do.

Well as I understand it you did as was expected.

That’s just nature man, its what comes naturally.

Well think how those little heifers are going to go for you now.

You know Mabel, Mabel the mooer?

Oh yeah Mabel the moo queen, what about her.

She said I ever get a tat of any kind I could kiss goodbye anything to do with her.

Don’t worry, there’s a new one in the south paddock.

Really? Might amble over, flash a bloom or two her way.

Go for it man….

 

Written for: https://flashfictionforaspiringwriters.wordpress.com/2016/03/28/fffaw-week-of-3-29-2016/

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53 Responses to FFfAW – Week of 3-29-2016 – Bernie and Ralph.

  1. Hahahaha! This really made me laugh, Michael. LOL!! I think he should amble over there and check out that heifer! Hahahaha! Too cute!

  2. mandibelle16 says:

    Extremely funny Michael. Thinking of how living Bulls might talk or sound and deal with their new coat of paint.

  3. nonnaci says:

    Tats are a slippery slope. One just never enough!

  4. Sonya says:

    Very funny. The dialogue’s great – highly enjoyable, Michael!

  5. This one certainly made my day 🙂 great job!

  6. wildchild47 says:

    Bloody brilliant and entertaining! Well done and most appreciated! You truly have a gift for conversation among your creations 😀

  7. swritings says:

    What a fun read! 🙂

  8. Loretta says:

    LOL… Bull tats… who’d’ve thunk it!

  9. luckyjc007 says:

    Hilarious! I love the dialogue. Sounds like there could be a new moo queen taking over. 🙂

  10. bikurgurl says:

    I love the conversation – so creative 🙂

  11. Su says:

    LMAO..! good one.. 🙂 🙂

  12. Cute and funny story.
    XD

  13. lol you do realise this puts new meaning to the saying ‘full of the bull’ those two sure have it in spades, Love it!

  14. These voices are such fun! Have you ever participated in the Bartleby Snopes All-Dialogue contest(http://www.bartlebysnopes.com/contests.htm)? You’ve got that formula down well.

  15. Oh, I really love this! Totally delightful and I could almost hear it all!

  16. samratkel says:

    This is simply magical!!!

    @Samantha/samratkel from
    Shadow Realities

  17. LearaVoice says:

    That was really fun!

  18. maryruth16 says:

    Very cute, Michael. Put a little smile on my face this morning 🙂

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