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This week’s prompt is “information”
We need more information.
I read the note that had been left on my desk.
Again it seems I had come up short.
Only yesterday I had been told that the final work was short of a good dose of lautin. I’d put in so much shortin, mortin and glortin and now that wanted Lautin?
Talk about slave drivers.
So I set out again to include some lautin along with the shortin, mortin, glortin and I thought to shut them up well and truly I’d add a generous serve of nautin, for who can not love a good serving of nautin.
Certainly my ex wife was addicted to it.
She’d buy it at the supermarket where they sold it in five kilo spray cans, sometimes on special if you bought some hautin cream to mix with it.
So I set to work and some hours later I had completed my final submission complete with shortin, mortin, glortin, lautin and of course the nautin.
It had to satisfy them I thought. But no they said the nautin was unnecessary and was really clogging the outcome and was in effect leaving everyone feeling bortin. I was devastated to say the least so hours later I re submitted and hoped that the information I supplied was not only bortin proof but hopefully would leave them tautin, vautin and cautin.
As they say a little information can be dautin.
Written for: http://lindaghill.com/2015/06/05/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-june-615/
Morpethroad 
omg Michael! I love where your mind goes sometimes! This was very cleverly done!
Thank you Lori…..I must admit I had a few goes at this one……I autined then I fautin and finally I gautined….
LOL… well I was delighted but it!
this is so cool, Michael 🙂 don’t know what they mean but they made me laugh! cheers!
Thanks ladylee so pleased I gave you a giggle…
Lol! Me thinks Michael’s been into the fairy wine–maybe more than a thimbleful! You’re one funny guy 😀
Oh Mandy, slurping another glass of Fairy Meadow Super White Wine, you think this stuff might be bending my mautin? Dear lady I think you should jautin those xautin ideas of yoursssssss…..hic…….
Lol!
I am drinking in moderation I have to say, the Super Duper Tilt in ya kilt wine wow…..gives you that feeling that yesterday could well be tomorrow…..
Oh dear–I was already exhausted; now I’m afraid I’ll mix the wrong ingreds-in, die and be forgot-in.
Ah Dell my friend, breath deeply your gautin will thank you, your sautin will thrill you……death will be qautin, well for now….
Hey, I think I deserve an award for quick-thinking a response for you! Unless, maybe I completely misread/misinterpreted your creative post….
I think so too, I could award you the much coveted kautin award…come with a large pink smartin cartin…..you should feel honoured….
Oooh, I could really use a pink smartin cartin–wonder if it has wheels?? Would be handy for grocery shoppin’…..and I’d be ever so careful not to tarnish, or chip paint, I promise!
No wheels but if you have a mantle it will look very distinguished sitting up there and invite loads of fortuitous conversation….
No mantle, I’m afraid–maybe atop a bookshelf. The “loads of fortuitous conversation” made me smile.
Perfect Dell I’ll drop it round in the morning.
Great, I’ll dust a spot off!
Dust? You have dust? Wow how lucky are you….I have grit more so than dust……some people have all the luck don’t they….
So very clever. Great job. Now who’s going to get the coffee out of my key board?
Lol…
I’ not doutin that your prosetry is flauntin your noggin. I don’t think I got the tin right, but I did enjotin your submistin.
PS: I think I missed the point!
Its really quite simple it’s all in the way you interpret the clautin and the glautin, so long as you dismiss the klautin for that could be fatal and no one would wish that on you…..
I shall dismiss the klautin! at all costs.
This was a great piece Michael 🙂
Thank you so much praj
Can I like this without being altogether sure that I’m smart enough to understand it? 🙂
You most definitely can…..as I may have said in some comments sometimes a little knowledge is dangerous and can sound such nonsense….