FFfAW Challenge-Week of May 16, 2017 – An Ice-Blocks Chance.

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“You’ve an ice-blocks chance in hell of me ever loving you,” she said as we sat sipping on our iced tea. “I mean,” she went on, “if you were in any way attractive there’d be a case to make but as you are as ugly as a hat full of arseholes there’s not much that can be said.”

Needless to say, there was a silence following her last statement. She slurped her drink down through her straw and looked out over the bay as if her mind like her body was imagining itself on the deck of a distant yacht.

“So why are you here?” I asked, my voice now resounding like a cracked cup of marshmallows.

“Well, you did ask. You did ring and say can we have a drink at the café. I’m not totally rude you know. I do know to be polite.”

There was more silence before she said. “Well if that is it, I’m off. She stood and as she left mentioned I needed to work on my people skills.

 

Written for: https://flashfictionforaspiringwriters.wordpress.com/2017/05/15/fffaw-challenge-week-of-may-16-2017/

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Photo Challenge #165 – I’m a Hero.

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Image: Kyla @ Deviantart

I’m a hero you know,

I was told so yesterday.

I did ponder the matter for some time

Then decided to accept my fate

I am a hero.

We come in all shapes and sizes,

It’s not a one size fits all I’ll have you know.

The long and the short of it is

The world is round, made round to go around

And so, it is with us heroes.

Those of you who do not know me will

Nod and say that man is obviously a hero.

To those who do know me will take what I say

With a grain of salt!

Why am I a hero?
Have I saved the world?

No!

Have I jumped tall buildings in a single bound?

No!

I am me, unique and almost loveable.

It’s what makes us heroes, heroes!

Written for: https://mindlovemiserysmenagerie.wordpress.com/2017/05/16/photo-challenge-165/

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Twittering Tales #30 – 16 May 2017

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It was a symbol she knew it instantly.
Fate was tipping in her favour?
He’ll be pleased she thought as she stripped off, clean undies and all. (140 characters)

Written for: https://katmyrman.com/2017/05/16/twittering-tales-30-16-may-2017/

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Wordle #155 – Keta Moments.

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This week’s fun words: Never Chair Keta (n. an image that inexplicably leaps back into your mind from the distant past.) Shard Thirteen Short Colour Weed Engulf Magnitude  Disgrace Elusive

Never could it be said that the chair had any significance apart from those reoccurring keta moments where saw himself seated at the water’s edge willing it to do as he wished, and of course to no avail.

He never believed one shard of this could in anyway be true. He was no Canute, he knew that after thirteen long years of study his short academic career was coming to an end.

He was held as a colourful character, beset with keta moments from some stage in history. The Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition the assassination Of Franz Ferdinand. But the chair and the sea kept reoccurring much to his displeasure.

It was the weed they said. Stop smoking the weed man he heard all the time.

But after thirteen years the illusions of the past had well and truly engulfed him that he would recount these many keta moments to anyone who would listen and that pool of folk was diminishing by the day.

The magnitude of all this led for him to be ultimately disgraced and expelled, exiled, isolated as it were from all academic pursuits. But the images kept happening and he began the elusive chase to uncover the true meaning of his keta moments.

It seemed that when he saw a chair he thought of the sea when he saw the sea, a chair floated into his mind. Odd wasn’t how one existed with the other. Keta moments could be like that you know!

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Saturday’s Mix–May 13, 2017 – Sir Gunna’s Quest

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This Saturday’s task: a medieval romance

Sir Gunna Romancalot was thinking it was time he made the move to ask the beautiful Lady Penny Foryathorts for her hand in marriage. Lady Penny was the daughter of the village Blacksmith, a rough and tumble man known as Yule Blacksmithyanytime.

Negotiating such an arrangement with Lady Penny’s father was one thing but in recent times Sir Gunna, knight of the realm and notorious slayer of dragons, endangered as they were, had become aware that Lady Penny was being shown attention by none other than Lord Iva Bygwon.

Knights, of course, thrive on competition and Sir Gunna immediately began to plan to bring Lord Iva down and claim Lady Penny for himself.

Lord Iva Bygwon lived in a castle to the north of the village. He was forever big noting himself, telling tales of his exploits in foreign lands, showing off his trophies which were often gruesome in their display, severed heads and all that sort of thing designed to spoil the joy of a good breakfast.

Sir Gunna threw down the challenge to Lord Iva and the challenge was dually accepted.

They met in the meadow behind the Medieval Bookshop, Ye old Books and other stuff, at six in the morning.

A crowd had gathered including the village undertaker, Buryudeepndark, a sad-looking man with a tape measure slung around his neck.

In the challenge that followed both men were injured and as everyone knew the winner was the last one standing. Lord Iva Bygwon finally stood over Sir Gunna and was about to claim victory when in a last-ditch effort, Sir Gunna lunged forward the ended Lord Iva’s quest.

In the crowd stood Lady Penny, aghast at the barbarity of the morning’s event. She turned to leave when Sir Gunna stood before her asking for her hand in marriage.

Lady Penny saw the want in his eyes. She heard the tenderness in his voice. She noticed a rather large wart on the side of his nose.

She declined his request leaving poor Sir Gunna a desolate man.

So, broken was he and so disillusioned by life that he gave up being a knight and slayer of endangered dragons and became the village gardener.

He found a new love in hydrangeas and daisies. He grew them in every spot he could find, to Lady Penny the gardener, now known as Gunna Groem, was a man to notice. And she did. She loved a man with muscle and a penchant for flowers.

 

Written for: https://mindlovemiserysmenagerie.wordpress.com/2017/05/12/saturdays-mix-may-13-2017/

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May 11: Flash Fiction Challenge – The Fresh Bread Sandwich

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May 11, 2017 prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less) write a story about trading. It can be the profession of old or of modern day traders on Wall Street. It can be trading places or lunches at school. What is traded? Is it a fair deal or a dupe? Trade away and go where the prompt leads you.

 

School lunches were made for trading. As I was from a poor family we had fresh bread only of a Friday when the baker delivered before we went to school.

Our staple diet was vegemite* sandwiches. Mum always had an ample supply in the cupboard. The richer kids at my school had ham and cheese sandwiches and after a week of vegemite, as good as it was, Friday was open season on lunch trades.

It was the fresh bread that was the important currency. You could name your price, ham and cheese for example, with a fresh bread sanger.

 

*Vegemite is a staple food of most Australian kids especially those born in the 1950’s and 60’s. Vegemite is salty, slightly bitter, malty, and rich in umami – a glutamate similar in flavour to beef bouillon. You could buy large jars of the stuff and it spread easily on anything you tried to spread it on. Babies would have their rusks dipped in it, it would keep them occupied and not hungry for ages.

 

Written for: https://carrotranch.com/2017/05/12/may-11-flash-fiction-challenge-2/

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Thursday photo prompt – Green #writephoto – Danger

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Behind the green facade and the peaceful air of the place, there lurked a fear.

For so long there had been a solitude about living in the tunnels. Built so long ago, neglected and left to its own devices the tunnels had largely been forgotten.

Time had allowed them to evolve their own unique beauty and people would gather across from them to marvel at the way nature had crafted its own brand of green moss beauty.

But the slim covered creature who spent its days safe from discovery, safe from the prying eyes of the human was aware of a new danger.

There was a change coming. It could sense it in the tentacles of its slime covered body.

This had been home now for centuries. The water trickled by, the cool dank atmosphere generated the growth of the slime it thrived on, it promoted the moss growth on the walls, it was a green world in which it had been so very content.

But the rumbling was getting closer and it dreaded the thought of having to move, find a new home, this place had been hard enough way back when.

There were signs it didn’t like. The foreign smell that came from the water on certain days, the vibrations within the earth, the tunnels shaking and the threat that posed.

Tonight, it would venture out, reconnoitre the landscape for a place to move to.

The creature was old now, it had seen a lot of history and its bones were not as youthful as they once had been.

The sudden shudder within the tunnel was an impetus to move. Gathering itself tightly it rolled into a ball and slid towards the opening. Under the moonlight, it would roll along unnoticed.

There had to be somewhere it could go.

 

 

Written for: https://scvincent.com/2017/05/11/thursday-photo-prompt-green-writephoto/

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100 Word Wednesday: Week 18 – Personal

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Image Credit: Felix Russel;-Saw

After twenty-three years of tortured marriage, I took my family by surprise when I received my first tattoo.  I’d lived a life of servitude, jumping when told, serving when directed ridiculed for my opinions and ultimately abandoned for a younger model.

It was idle curiosity when I went into the parlour and had a small rose inked on my ankle. I hated pain. I but I found the ordeal uplifting, cathartic you might say.

Now I have Yvonne, a private tattooist, with whom I feel relaxed and confident. I am working on designs, pertinent statements, for my personal bits.

 

Written for: https://bikurgurl.com/2017/05/10/100-word-wednesday-week-18/

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Tale Weaver #119: What If 11.05.17 – Fern Fairies.

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Image: Frances MacDonald

what if: * fairies lived in your garden

It came as a bit of a surprise on my twelfth birthday when my Granny took me to the garden behind the kitchen and introduced me to the fairies who lived there and whom she informed me had lived there a long time.

Garden behind the kitchen I refer to was one Granny had built planting varieties ferns over the years. The reason of course was to allow the fairies to create their own home in and among the ferns.

It was to be my responsibility to nurture the fairy garden, make sure the ferns were thriving and establish my own relationship among the fairy folk.

They were very intrigued that a younger version of Granny was among them. They eyed me with great curiosity. They touched my clothes but were more fascinated by my blonde hair.

Fern fairies had dark hair with variations of green through it. The maidenhair fairies had the softest down as their hair, which also has streaks of bottle green through it.

The Birds Nest fairies had wild hair that stuck out and gave them a fierce look but in fact they were the gentlest of all the fairies in the garden.

Peasbum was a cook for the Birds Nest fairies. She was very particular about her fare; she spent ages preparing each meal and looked forward to the compliments she would always receive. Her neighbour was Stawkmust and he was not always to be relied upon. Stawkmust would invade her garden and help himself to her produce. This created a degree of animosity between the two, which often in my observation resulted in serious altercations.

Stawkmust would argue that he needed Peasbum’s produce as being the Birds nest fairy apothecary he could make the most potent of mixtures that would be benefit the entire fairy kingdom.

Their disputes would invariably end up in front of Maplecun the village head fairy. He was a patient fairy with a big nose and an even bigger heart. He would listen to each complainant before always making a decision that seemed to please every one concerned. What they didn’t know was that Maplecun was also a wizard fairy and anyone who entered his domain was always subject to a spell he put on them to accept whatever decision he arrived at.

So, in time my Granny passed away and I became the keeper of the fairy kingdom. And keeper only meant making sure the garden was kept in good order, the fairies happy and my own ability to listen to their stories. Fairies love telling stories and often I would be invited to their festivals where story telling was like a competition among them.

Graciousgoodness was the best storyteller I heard. No matter what he talked about you couldn’t help but feel it was all real. A little like this tale.

You see I do pay strict attention.

 

Written for: https://mindlovemiserysmenagerie.wordpress.com/2017/05/11/tale-weaver-119-what-if-11-05-17/

 

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Photo Challenge #164 – More Soup Than Tea

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My life has been more soup than tea.

More minestrone than vegetable.

Now days it’s a shade tepid

Though it believes it still has what it takes.

Its part of the fantasy of life

Believing the impossible.

Expectation is bashed out of you when you are young

Promises made are rescinded,

Joked about for you believing.

So you stop asking

You stop looking forward

You learn to exist.

I was taught about disassociating

I think that’s what I’ve done.

I no longer have hope that people will connect.

To avoid the remote possibility

They cross the street, eyes focused ahead

For fear recognition will bring disaster upon them.

I don’t reach out for fear of rejection

So often assistance, support was denied

Dig more holes, scrub more floors I was told.

So I stopped asking.

My cup is only a quarter filled

A bit rancid you might say

From stagnation, from life?

When full it contained my life,

From birth to I expect, death.

I wonder if I should be brave and reach out once more?

I know she is worth it

She reaches out to me

Keeps the dregs from freezing.

 

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