“It’s all a bit phallic,” said Crisp my aged companion.
“You think so?” I asked as once again I was struck by the lucidity of her comment. “I thought it was more about conquest.”
“Well that’s all true, but it’s a very boy thing, don’t you think?”
“I think its about achievement. In one way, the very carving is an example of the artist’s skill. I think taking a piece of wood and fashioning like this is marvellous.”
“I think he was showing off. ‘Look,’ he is saying, ‘I’ve got a big one’.”
“Well, at least the artist has kept his pants on. Plus, I’m not sure what it is he is holding.”
“Looks like an axe,” replied Crisp moving closer to get a better look,
She sighed for some reason and then said: “Let’s head off to the café they have a woman there a big scone.”
Written for: https://crispinakemp.com/2019/10/16/crimsons-creative-challenge-49/
Morpethroad 
Chuckles galore on this one. You may tell Crisp, he’s holding the paddle for his phallic canoe. 🙂
I’m glad I didn’t know that for as you know why let the truth stand in the way of a good story 😄
Absolutely not. The reason I hide the details of the photo way at the bottom, and sometimes don’t reveal it until I post my take on it the next day.
Interesting!
Thanks Sadje
A pleasure Michael