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Dolphus Dolt loved stone fruit
All things about such fruit excited him
But mostly his peaches
Grabbed his attention and his fantasy.
He saw in the shape of his full fruit
The loves he had missed out on in life
Their shape reminded him of the plump
Round bottoms he so desired.
He dressed them in panties
To hide their modesty
Increase his dreams tenfold
He kept his firmest in the fridge overnight.
In season his produce was sought after
Long queues waited outside his fruit shack
His peaches he sold, panties included,
For more than a pretty penny
As Dolphus Dolt believed he deserved all he got
When selling his heart’s desire.