It was one of those holidays where all they seemed to do was visit churches and an endless steam of castles.
George was getting tired of it and was heard on more than one occasion to voice his opinion about the monotony of the tour.
By the end of the first week with the prospect of another week of the same he felt he had to do something, anything to break the boredom.
To make it worse on the tour were the Anderson sisters, Gladys and Myrtle who loved the churches and who stood for ages photographing every aspect of every castle.
George was often the first back to the bus and would doze off waiting for his fellow travellers to return. For reasons lost on him the Anderson sisters always sat in front of him. Their excited conversation about one thing and another drove him to distraction as they drove from one site to another.
After a visit to a castle in Boylen, the sisters were particularly fascinated by the bull situated at the front of the castle.
George was taken aback by the nature of their conversation.
“Did you see the balls on that bull?” asked one to the other.
“It was a lot of bull I could see that plain as the nose on your face.” replied the other.
“Imagine that climbing on top of you,” said one.
“Ohhhhhhh yuck,” they both chorused and laughed together.
“I feel a bit..” whispered one to the other.
“So do I,” stated the other.
“We’ll have to sort it out tonight.”
“Of course, though I think we’d best buy a new battery.”
After that they were quiet, and George wondered about the innocence of the sisters as they appeared to be having too much of a good time.
Written for: https://crimsonprose.wordpress.com/2019/01/30/crimsons-creative-challenge-12/
Oh, Michael, I do thank you for my chuckle. Brilliantly done. And to think, I cut out that part of the photo. 🙂 🙂 🙂
I have an imagination…..
Yea. I have noticed.
Oh my this was priceless!! Good write Michael and Crispina re-edit that photo!!! hahahaha
I did try to steer away from other aspects of the bull’s anatomy, but the Sisters saw it all I’m afraid.
I’m wondering if the character I wrote for this, (wont post till tomorrow) might not have rethought her choices after seeing that aspect of the statue!!! LOL all in good fun!
Well there’s always the possibility of a second part to your story??
Well, well, well!! There’s something to be said for a ‘Bit of Bully’
(Jim Bowen catchphrase from TV show Bullseye just in case you need an explanation!)
There certainly is
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Oh my golly my gosh a ready and willing bull. Thanks for the laughs Michael. I hope the sisters won’t forget the batteries.
Be a shame if they do
So naughty! 😱