Today’s things are: bishop, vicar, post
Miss Teresa was in a tizz as today she’d organized the local Vicar to come to the school to give us a religion lesson. She posted at the front of the room a notice saying the vicar was coming and any kid who didn’t want to attend could bring a note from home saying they should be excused.
Everything was progressing well until the Vicar rang and told her the Bishop would be coming as well. This only panicked Mis Teresa as she knew the Bishop was a crabby unpleasant man and one who would intimidate her class.
And he did, he towered over them telling them their sins would result in suffering eternity in the fires of hell. Such was his spiel even Miss Teresa felt intimidated by him.
Afterwards, she sent us all out into the playground where we gathered round the old grey post to discuss the morning.