“Are you sure you dropped it?”

“I’m certain, it just fell out.”

“I’m not keen to get on my hands and knees dressed as I am.”

“Shhh, don’t speak so loud, its embarrassing.”

“Well, you are going to look weird if I don’t locate it.”

“John, please show some discretion.”

“Ok, I’ll ask the guy in the checked shirt.”

“He doesn’t look all that happy, you might be imposing on him.”

“Never mind that, it’s got to be here.”

“Please be careful. Don’t step on it.”

“I will.”

“Oh dear, I found it. My glass eye was down my cleavage.”

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