My teacher was right, this is hell.
She didn’t say anything about this dimension though.
I get up to heaven and God says Jason you’ve been a bad boy.
I say God I just got wiped out in a car accident.
God says Jason you have to be penitent to get into heaven.
I say what does that mean.
He says be sorry for the life you led the pain you inflicted.
I’m dead God I say give me a break.
It’s written down here says God checking his book. Lying cheating, shagging, hagging and fagging, swindling, thieving and deceiving…..and list went on.
So he says you have to learn some humility and do your penance.
So here I am ironically inside an angel statue, the very thing in life I wasn’t.
I’ve tried to get out but this place is slam bam shut.
The pigeons hate me; I think they are guided to shit in my eye every day.
Bugger here comes another one…..ugh….bastard…