Stream of Consciousness Saturday is: “-eat.” Use the word “eat” or add letters to it to make a different word. Don’t cheat!
I will beat you and I wont cheat you.
Go on then give it a try. But be warned I’ll eat you up.
You have a death wish don’t you.
I have a wish to be the one on top.
You have to earn that privilege.
I will unseat you in a very short time.
You’ll try. I’m unseatable and unbeatable.
You are such a challenge.
You think mastering me is such a feat don’t you.
Well it is if I am to unseat you.
Well the heat is on isn’t it?
Yes it is and I am up for any challenge you send my way for I shall wear my best pleated skirt to assist me.
You’ll be mesmerised by the pleats, it will be a treat beyond all treats.
I think you are talking gibberish.
Yes but unseating gibberish you can’t deny.
I think on the way home I’ll sit in the back seat, you are getting dangerous.
Are you suggesting I am mistreating you?
What if I flash my teat?
I just might, for it’s a good teat to treat you with.
I’ll report you for…for…
For what? Teat abuse?
No never that.
My ensuring defeat.
Yes I see you are beaten again.
Yes I get like that.
You have been beaten by my feat of unseating you and now you need to make a hasty retreat.
Something like that.
Cup of tea?