It’s a cruise Doris a cruise.
I’m not sure I like that idea.
It was your idea. You said I’m sick of sitting around in our hotel, lets do a cruise.
It was a figure of speech.
Like a metaphor?
Meaning you are a rather boring person.
Well! You are showing your true colours.
Well you asked.
So you think I’m boring?
I was looking forward to this cruise.
The boat isn’t big enough.
What were you expecting? The Queen Mary?
What if a storm blows up?
It’s a river cruise the worst thing might be seeing a small log.
I’ll go only because the sign says no refunds.
Thank you I know you’ll enjoy it.
Well you sit the other end of the boat and I will.
What if I fall in?
I’ll wave as we cruise by.