May I introduce Her Majesty?
G’day ya Madge, how’s it goin’ love?
The Prime Minister
Tony ya dopy bugger
How’s it hanging?
We like to be outrageous
Take the mickey out those
We consider being above us in station.
We’ve been doing it always
Never one’s for authority
We’ve shirt fronted many an official
Defied an order, antagonised officialdom.
An upper crust Englishman once objected
To being called a bastard on the cricket field.
The Australian who received the complaint
Turned to his team mates and declared,
Which of you bastards called this bastard a bastard?
We enjoy the element of irreverence
This prompt Pooky is a bewdy,
Ah grouse little pommy sheila!
Written for: http://pookypoetry.wordpress.com/2014/06/17/poetry-prompt-48-the-wrong-response/
Morpethroad 
You made me smile, Michael. Just love the story about the ‘bastard’.
Thank you Gabriella it was fun to write. Thankfully we are not all like that in real life.
Thankfully you aren’t a yobbo ~ smiles
Jenny you are so kind. And you know me so well. Thank you so much.
Welcome my friend
LOL … delightful!
Thanks Georgia. It was fun to write we Aussies can be a tad irreverent.
I think that’s not such a bad way to be!
This rings true Aussie. reads inappropriate but it’s quite appropriate laughed my way through to the end.
Thank you so much. Glad you had a laugh.
can you imagine that for real…omg…..to the Tower he goes!
Justine she wouldn’t, would she? Thanks for your comment.
oh she would, toute suite or however you spell it!
And here I was thinking she had some sense of humour.
oh but that might be quite amusing for her? I guess sense of humour much like beauty can be different for one person than it is for another….hehe
Yes I agree, thanks Justine you have a good day.
and you x
Fun stuff, just like intentional irreverence.
Thank you nessa happy you enjoyed this one.
Haha! Oh my, I really enjoyed this one. Made me laugh. You Aussies, one has to be on one’s toes for you!
Thank you Jackie, we are a funny lot, most days…..lol
Thanks for sparking the old memories. I think a little more irreverence wouldn’t hurt these days.
Thanks Peter, it was a good one to write. Glad you enjoyed it.
LMAO – Especially on – “Which of you bastards called this bastard a bastard?” 😆
Good I could get you to laugh RoSy….have a good evening.
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