What the hell are you looking at?
You think I like this?
I’m stuck. Bloody horns are locked on the wrong side of the fence.
So much for the grass being greener.
These horns may look impressive but they’re a pain.
Mum would say: Ralph when you’re a big goat they’ll be so impressive,
The nannys will flock around you.
Like in a pig’s arse .
They always getting in the way, you turn around too quick, look up and there’s someone impaled on the end of one.
My dad used to say size is important son.
And he was a size my dad but that was out on the plains, lots of space you know what I’m saying.
Here it’s the same old, day in day out,
Right now I bet you think I’m bored right
Bloody oath.
Though they are big pair of….. aren’t they.
look me in the eye
my face will mess with your head
majestic eyes
Morpethroad 
hahahaha enjoyed this and nicely done especially for a picture of a goat. 🙂
I am waiting for someone to tell me what it actually is. I don’t actually think it is a goat, its more antelope sort of animal. But goat works better than antelope.
Thank you for your comment glad it brightened your evening.
Antelope? Hmmmm I may have to google that because in my mind that isn’t what they look like. Maybe that is something I should write….what am I and maybe someone can tell me the answer. 🙂
hey thats a great idea, it has an identity crisis.
Someone else may go with that idea…I want $ for the idea though. ha
Hmm my guess a billy goat if you google goat images – the horns are similar to others – did so like the Haiku 🙂
Thanks RM, you are as always very generous.
Very funny :^D Thanks for the new word “whinge”.
Good old Aussie word. Thanks for reading and your comment.
Hilarious. Whimsical and fun. The horns are really the main thing to notice and the shaggy coat! His venting does remind me of a few people I know.
Well done Penny relating people to my post how accurate. Yes we all know people who whinge incessantly.
I like it when the animals speak. I hope he gets unstuck. Majestic all the way Sir!
Thanks Jules, that is a lovely comment.
A goat’s irritation. even he has to conform to his peers. lol. fun read
Thanks Padmini, I appreciate you reading my post.