What the hell are you looking at?
You think I like this?
I’m stuck. Bloody horns are locked on the wrong side of the fence.
So much for the grass being greener.
These horns may look impressive but they’re a pain.
Mum would say: Ralph when you’re a big goat they’ll be so impressive,
The nannys will flock around you.
Like in a pig’s arse .
They always getting in the way, you turn around too quick, look up and there’s someone impaled on the end of one.
My dad used to say size is important son.
And he was a size my dad but that was out on the plains, lots of space you know what I’m saying.
Here it’s the same old, day in day out,
Right now I bet you think I’m bored right
Though they are big pair of….. aren’t they.
look me in the eye
my face will mess with your head