A man called Ted, bought a badge
To give to his girl called Madge.
The badge was a work of beauty
All shiny, sparkly just like his little cutey.
Madge was so impressed,
She wore it every time she dressed
Pinned it to her voluptuous breast
Only removed it twas time to rest.
On her wedding day she held it against her heart
For she craved the day their life would start.