I have been a good boy this year despite what my older brother might have told you.
The incident with the cat was not my fault. It was an unfortunate accident and mum says the cat will be coming home from cat rehab in the next few days.
I was good at school this year, my report said I was a trying student which mum said was good as it could have been worse.
I got selected in the school debating team, the teacher said I had an active tongue and imagination and even though we didn’t win, again not my fault, we put up a good fight, literally though I have since learned debating to be more verbal fighting than physical, but as you’d appreciate Dear Santa, education is about learning, and I’ve learned a lot this past year.
I think therefore I am deserving of a new bike and a new iPad. My mate Harley has a new bike, and I hate that I have to go riding with him on my old rusty one. I promise if you bring me a bike to not leave it out in the rain.
The iPad I need for school as my teacher says I need one to complete my work, though she often says I need to be distracted from pulling Josie Jacob’s hair, and as I’m determined to be more studious next year an iPad will be a great start. I also promise to stay away from my brother’s porn sites.
I hope you see favourably my way dear Santa and enjoy the treats I will leave out for you. Mum says you like a cold can of beer, so I’ll trust her on that one.