FIFTY SHADES OF GREY – (a husband’s point of view) BY PAM AYRES

So clever of Pam Ayres

Smell The Coffee

A friend of mine forwarded this poem to me and I thought I’d share…it sure made me laugh!

The missus bought a Paperback,

down Shepton Mallet way,

I had a look inside her bag;

… T’was “Fifty Shades of Grey”.

Well I just left her to it,

And at ten I went to bed.

An hour later she appeared;

The sight filled me with dread…

In her left she held a rope;

And in her right a whip!

She threw them down upon the floor,

And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;

I might have had a peek;

But Mabel hasn’t weathered well;

She’s eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;

Could not have been much grimmer.

And things then went from bad to worse;

She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;

A couple minutes later;

She put her teeth…

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5 Responses to FIFTY SHADES OF GREY – (a husband’s point of view) BY PAM AYRES

  1. syncwithdeep says:

    Hahhahhaha.. Michael… While sipping my coffee, i read this and spilled it.. U gave me an extra cleaning work..

  2. syncwithdeep says:

    No offence Michael.. I totally enjoyed this and imagined literally. Thanks for the share. I have also reblogged this 😃😃😃

  3. I reblogged this too Michael. Love Pam Ayres (Should have asked my Husband was another classic!).

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