Three Things Challenge, 01 August 2018

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Today’s things are: blister, frown, opera

Miss Teresa wanting to educate us as much as was humanly possible decided that a culturally and intellectually stimulating excursion to the opera would benefit us all.

My mum frowned when I showed her the excursion form. She wondered what I might gain from a day off school and at the opera of things. I reminded her that learning was about more than numbers, words and scientific fact.

So, with the note signed and my school uniform all ironed and my shoes polished complete with a band-aid over the blister on my heel I set off at a blistering pace to school.

The day at the opera was an experience I shall long remember. I had no idea what they singing about, but the highlight was when the leading lady sang a note that stretched her clothing, and in a flash her dress gave way, and her lady bits appeared before our very eyes.

Who said culture was not uplifting?

 

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9 Responses to Three Things Challenge, 01 August 2018

  1. Nothing like a good show…lol

  2. Do you really call it an excursion? We call school outings, “field trips.” I’m fairly certain most of the students I have had couldn’t define the word, “excursion.” which of course makes it all the more fascinating that you use it in another country.

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  4. Fandango says:

    Her lady bits. Ha!

  5. Lyn says:

    What is it they say? “It’s not over till the fat lady sings.” Costume malfunction will be the headlines in the newspaper.

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