I woke up from the worst nightmare.

I was standing starkers in the shopping centre.

Around me, people were going about their business paying me no heed.

I appeared to be the only one aware of my nakedness.

I am conservative about my appearance, going to the beach terrifies me as I suspect I would be accosted by the beach inspector to put my clothes back on.

But here I was, starkers in front of so many, thankfully, strangers.

There was a breeze blowing that seemed to be attracted to my nether region as I felt its cold intrusion which at first I thought may have been the cold nose of a dog.

I covered up as best I could, and looked for a way to escape.

Then to make matters worse, a girl approached and asked if I could move a little to the left and let my bits dangle as they should as she was sketching the true life day to day of the mall.

At that horrifying thought, I woke up.

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