February 15, 2018, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less) write a story on ice. It can be an event on ice, a game on ice or a drink on ice. Go where the prompt leads you.
In February in Australia, it’s hard to find ice lying around. So in order to complete this prompt, I’ve taken myself to the freezer, and I’m sitting in it, on ice as they say. I do have to extricate myself every ten minutes as my delicate bottom isn’t all that excited about being the butt on ice.
Added to that I don’t think my male bits are all that keen either, though you’d think with so much cold shoulder they’ve received over the years they’d be more receptive.
I’m pleased this week to go where the prompt leads me.
Written for: https://carrotranch.com/2018/02/15/february-15-flash-fiction-challenge/
Morpethroad 
Nice work and thanks for a bit of humor
Thanks for stopping by 😀
Well played now go defrost your nuts
Happening as we speaking 😁
Hahaha…. good bit of humour….
Thanks glad to give you a laugh
😂😂lol!
Iced buns Michael? 🙂
With frozen nuts.
ha! Need to warm the cockles of your heart my friend!
That was unexpected, but definitely humorous.
Thanks so much.
Thanks for a Sunday morning chuckle!
Just think of the frozen bits as being saved for posterity — like cryogenics. Someday, they will be thawed and awed!
Is butt freeze anything like that jolt from eating an ice cream cone too fast? Brain freeze — isn’t it?
Lol…well I’m not so sure about the ‘awed’ bit…I think butt freeze would be like sitting on cactus and not knowing it…
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Good to hear you laugh…
Thanks for the great laugh, Michael! I had all kinds of potential titles come to mind, but I behaved and kept it to On Ice!
It was fun Charli, especially as this time of year, ice and anything cold is what we desire as its been hot for quite some time.
If I could, I’d deliver you a big chunk of Lake Superior!
Thanks for thinking of that kindness, I’m looking forward to autumn which hopefully will turn up in the future.
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Thanks for the smile and I hope you and all your body parts have thawed out!
Thanks all doing well. 😇