Hump Day Poetry – Week 10 – Man on Bus Stop

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Out walking with my companion

We came across a man on a bus stop.

Said man on bus stop stops us

Asks me a most unsavoury question.

Can he perform a lewd act upon my person?

I am momentarily taken aback.

I ask him what day it is.

He says Thursday looking mistakenly expectant.

I say: I am sorry but I do not perform

Said lewd acts of a Thursday.

Said man then looks to my companion.

Companion says: You heard him

He doesn’t perform lewd acts of a Thursday.

We walk off smug in how we handled

Said man on bus stop.

 

Written for: https://ionanerissa.wordpress.com/2016/04/13/hump-day-poetry-week-10/

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11 Responses to Hump Day Poetry – Week 10 – Man on Bus Stop

  1. LOL! Is this true? I hope not!! haha!

  2. Lori Carlson says:

    omg Michael! that is hysterical! I can just imagine the man’s face when you said that! You gave me a much needed chuckle this morning. Thank you! and thank you for linking up to Hump Day Poetry 🙂

  3. wildchild47 says:

    Oh nasty situation, all around …. clearly …. for you …. and for the kid who also faced some similar situation. How awful. But you’ve managed to spin the poem that highlights this perverted circumstance with at least a touch of humor and dignity.

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