Out walking with my companion
We came across a man on a bus stop.
Said man on bus stop stops us
Asks me a most unsavoury question.
Can he perform a lewd act upon my person?
I am momentarily taken aback.
I ask him what day it is.
He says Thursday looking mistakenly expectant.
I say: I am sorry but I do not perform
Said lewd acts of a Thursday.
Said man then looks to my companion.
Companion says: You heard him
He doesn’t perform lewd acts of a Thursday.
We walk off smug in how we handled
Said man on bus stop.