Finish the story begins with: “On March 9th, 2015, three objects were reportedly seen in the skies over the Borracho Todos los Tiempos Vineyards.”
They landed in the yard behind our place. Three spherical space ships.
Three small green men appeared and looked around. They spied us watching over the fence. They spoke a language that sounded to us like a series of grunts, clicks and slurps.
Then getting only quizzical responses they took out a weapon and zapped Johnny. Johnny looked stunned and then began speaking their language.
From then on it was all very cordial. We gave them a cup of tea, some of mum’s lamingtons and a kick of Jacko’s footy.
They said they were passing by and thought they’d drop in. We said they could come any time.
They left us with a memory we shan’t forget and promise to return and take us for a ride.
Johnny was excited as he now saw himself as being able to speak a second language.