Image: Anatomical model. Doctors were not allowed to touch women’s bodies so they would point to describe pain locations
My son its time for a chat.
A chat Father?
A chat, only a father can have with his son.
I do have questions.
Well I ‘ve brought along my lady in a box to help with any issues you may be having.
Now I’ll show you things to make your hair curl.
Oh Father what is that?
It’s a woman.
Are they all that gruesome?
Yes unlike your mother they are gruesome.
I’m glad mother isn’t.
So am I.
What’s that bit there?
You check your own bits?
It’s supposed to be fun.
Do women have fun?
Father what are these bits here?
Bottom bits my boy and never go there except under cover of dark.
Horrible was it?
Unimaginable. I’ve lived with its shame.
This chat Father has come at the right time.
The maid flutters her eyes at me.
Temptation, resist it my son resist.
Oh I will Father but sometimes it’s so hard.
Get to the bathhouse and stand under the cold water.
It will fix it?