Badge by: Doobster @ Mindful Digressions
This week’s prompt is the letter “t”
Cup of tea?
Sorry haven’t the time.
I’m far too traumatised to think of anything so trivial.
My apologies if I am taking things too lightly.
Its ok it’s the time of year you see.
This time of year or any time?
This time, right now.
Oh I am sorry to hear that.
I mean Christmas was just terrific, New Year was tumultuous and now it’s the nothing that has gotten to me.
New Year can do that to you.
It was all party party party and celebration, toast this toast that now I wake up to…..to……
Yes do tell.
Well you and your tedious ways, your tenuous hold on life.
Well I could terminate myself at any point you realise.
Yes and that thought thrills me.
It does I didn’t think you’d take that view of my condition.
The thought of waking in the morning to find you have terminated yourself, it’s just too much.
Well my condition is terminal.
Yes I know so why can’t I trust you to get on with it.
I’m not ready; my will has to be validated by the trustees.
The bloody trustees, its all take take take with them.
Well look on the bright side when I go, when my tenuous grip on life ends there’s the premise for you putting on your top hat and celebrating my life.
Maybe I should plan your termination party do you think?
Great idea, I’ll get pen and paper and then we’ll sit down, cup of tea and toast at the ready and plan one terrific party.
Tea would be good.
Tension Tamer? *
*Tension Tamer is a herbal tea made by Celestial Seasonings. Best herbal tea I’ve tasted.