Sunday Photo Fiction – With Tackas’ Help

37-12-december-8th-2013

I was writing my flash fiction response to Al’s photo when my mate Tackas walked in.

Hey now Clancy, what the feck you be doin’ now?

I’m writing a story to this photo.

That’s a photo you say. Looks more like a mistake.

No it’s a photo from a very good photographer.

You don’t say say an what would the fecks name be then?

Al.

Al?

Al’s a good man.

Well I’ll be takin’ your word for it then. Are ya sure all this writtin’s good for ya now?

Of course it is, it’s an intellectual exercise.

Ah, now that’s ya trouble you see. A feckin intellectual you think you are, what the feck. Most days Clancy yur a feckin idgit is what cha are.

Shut up I have a word count to adhere too.

How many?

150 – 200.

How many of the fecks you got now?

148.

What happens if ya go the feck over?

Terrible things.

Terrible things, like death ya mean?

Quite possibly.

Do you want me to go round and sort him out for ya?

He lives in Scotland.

A feckin’ Scot?

Yes, though he worries more about maximums than minimums.

How many words now?

200.

Feck. Oops!

 

 

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26 Responses to Sunday Photo Fiction – With Tackas’ Help

  1. Alastair's avatar Al says:

    HAHAHAHA I love that 😀

    It’s really funny. BTW – only half Scot, which means they don’t let me live there 😉

  2. Anja's avatar Anja says:

    This is very good and creative.

  3. This made me grin, the comments on the photo and the word count and of course Tackers – made up for a humorous read my friend. 🙂

  4. J. Milburn's avatar J. Milburn says:

    Ha! Love the dialogue and the arguing. Great work!

  5. LOLOLOL!!! Classic!! 🙂 🙂

  6. Georgia's avatar Bastet says:

    lol….nice way to greet a morning with a Tackas’ laugh…

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