SoCS May 23/15 – ‘ke’

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This week’s prompt is: “ke.”

Can you see her? No, she’s out of sight. No wait I can now. What’s she doing? Sitting at her desk. She sits there a lot. Yes. Some days all day. I worry about her. So do I. Locked away and denying any of access. As if we want anything other than the best for her. Exactly. Have you tried to talk to her? Yes several times, only yesterday I knocked on the door. What happened? Nothing at first. Then? She came to the door. And? Told me to fuck off. And you did. Of course she’s very persuasive when she speaks like that. Well I know it’s not the sort of thing to argue about with her. I had a similar experience last week I was worried she’d been locked away so long so I did the same, knocked, got the same response. We asked Kenny to come round, you know she likes Kenny or did until he knocked and she screamed an obscenity at him. Kenny vows he’ll never try again. Keith had the same. Keith? Yeah you know Keith, tall guy, red hair? Oh yes Tall Ken as opposed to short Ken. Well short Ken would never come around not after that incident with his girlfriend Keira. Bitch. Oh isn’t she? But I was surprised by her response to Kevin. She loves Kev. She does but he wasn’t getting in either. What’s she doing now? Standing up. She’s a looker when she stands. Everyone says that. Not much to look at when she’s sitting, something to do with posture they say. What’s she doing now? Eating a sandwich. What sort? Ham I think. Good she’s eating at least. Yes. What’s she doing now? Oh that’s gross. What? She’s just farted. Oh really. Yes. Gross. What’s got into her? I think she’s on to us. How so? She did it against the keyhole I’m looking through. That is gross. What was she thinking? I don’t think I’m gonna recover. We better go all this looking through her keyhole is tiring. Back tomorrow? Of course, someone has to keep an eye on her.

Written for: http://lindaghill.com/2015/05/22/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-may-2315/

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14 Responses to SoCS May 23/15 – ‘ke’

  1. hehehe this is funny, Michael 🙂 I like the dialogue between the 2 lookers, well-penned!

  2. Unique story. Creative ending.

  3. Pretty funny Michael.

  4. Linda G. Hill's avatar LindaGHill says:

    Haha! Lovely, my dear. 🙂

  5. Blogger's avatar mandy says:

    I never saw the ending coming–great story! I wonder how many people are stuffing their keyholes with Kleenex right now, lol! 😀

  6. taleweavering's avatar phylor says:

    I’m glad I never had a door with a key hole! 😀

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