The Angry Beaver, downtown, is a unique place.
The menu is a work of art, you can order ‘a Cantankerous Pasta’, ‘Spit in ya face soup’, and steak comes, ‘I’m Looking at you’, ‘You looking at me?’ or ‘Up Ya Nose’.
As for dessert, you can have: ‘Warm ice-cream’, ‘Mumma’s burnt to a crisp apple pie’ or ‘Know who your pickin’ gello’, in a variety of flavours.
The staff are an angry lot too. They slam the cutlery, throw the odd plate, argue and usually tell you what you want.
It’s a lot of fun, but exhausting for the staff.
Written for: https://bikurgurl.com/2018/07/25/100-word-wednesday-week-81/
Morpethroad 
Hilarious. Superb writing.
Thanks Neel.
Think I’ll make a reservation Michael!
I’m sure all tastes are catered for.
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I hope they at least have serviettes 😀
With that menu you’d hope so.